I Was Attacked By Fruit Today!

I ate a Care Bear for lunch one day...it had a heart on its chest so I thought it was mocking me saying "here's my soft spot! Here's the target! And you can't do a damn thing about it!"

So I shot it.
 
hmmm.Fruit assaults are a serious matter. In Texas you can be executed for hucking oranges and tangerines, but no plums or apricots...go figure...
 
No it just landed on top of the apples...I managed to scoot back as it landed on my lap which had a cushioning effect.