I was eating my pear

[Necromunchkin]

And I noticed that the taste had grown a tad off. Upon looking at said pear, it was showing several spots of blood. Apparently I bit almost through my lip without realizing it and thusly was enjoying a unique blood/pear combination. I find it fascinating that I noticed the off taste before becoming aware of the bloody gouge in my lower lip.

Discuss.



Post-script: Now it's hurting like a motherfucker.

 

[Will Bozarth]

awesome!

 

[Chromatose]

That must have been some pear.

 

[Malergion]

I once ran my foot through with a thorn. It took bloody footprints for me to realize that there was something wrong. Also, I'm curious: what kind of pear was it?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Anjou pear

 

[Malergion]

Ahh. That explains everything, then. Once, they had to reattach the end of my tongue because I had bitten it off while eating one. *



*statement not subject to guarantee.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha that must have looked awesome, the white pear meat and the blood, vampear... ok, lame I know.

That isn't too strange though, I once tripped in middle school on my way down the hill, it was a paved path thing of black top. I tripped, got up and continued walking, and back in the locker room one of my friends pointed out that both my knees and shins were gouged and bloody, my socks and shoes were soaked in blood and I had gravel and dirt under my skin. It really hadn't hurt that badly so I didn't notice. It was sort of funny. It too, only started to really hurt later on.

 

[EricT]

Heh, a few years ago,while walking I somehow slit the top of my eye open pretty deep... it took a guy going "dude, are you ok... your face is covered in blood" till I knew I was cut. Got 5 stitches

Still unsure what caused it, heh.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Whoa that's crazy!

 

[Malergion]

If I had to guess, I'd say you had a bad encounter with some kind of insect.

 

[El Stormo]

My gums bleed every time I brush my teeth. I'm a maniac concerning dental hygiene, so it's not infections or anything - but I always notice it because the toothpaste I spit out is pink.

 

[Liverslapper]

Haha that must have looked awesome, the white pear meat and the blood, vampear... ok, lame I know.

That isn't too strange though, I once tripped in middle school on my way down the hill, it was a paved path thing of black top. I tripped, got up and continued walking, and back in the locker room one of my friends pointed out that both my knees and shins were gouged and bloody, my socks and shoes were soaked in blood and I had gravel and dirt under my skin. It really hadn't hurt that badly so I didn't notice. It was sort of funny. It too, only started to really hurt later on.

vampear, LMAO!


sorry i thought that was funny as hell, lol. ahh jen you made my day.




















vampear lol!

 

[Bacchante]

Aww, Stormy....isn't that usually a bad sign

Anyway, I always love it when you injure yourself and fail to notice...and bleed profusely...

I was tearing something plasticy open with my teeth and I sliced mah tongue open pretty badly. I didn't notice until I had a nice mouthfull of blood. Mmmm, zingy.

 

[hangtime]

WTF is wrong with you .

 

[Kvlt Wench]

My gums bleed every time I brush my teeth. I'm a maniac concerning dental hygiene, so it's not infections or anything - but I always notice it because the toothpaste I spit out is pink.

Perhaps it's because you brush too roughly.

 

[Liverslapper]

Perhaps it's because you brush too roughly.

what it is, is when you don't brush your teeth, your gum around the tooth become very sensetive and are weak, when you brush your teeth, it will cause the gum around the tooth to bleed.

 

[Calamitas1786]

You could always run the bristles under hot water to soften them up, make it a little easier for you.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

> you

 

[El Stormo]

Perhaps it's because you brush too roughly.

Maybe, but if I brush too softly, I won't have sparkly clean teeth

Aww, Stormy....isn't that usually a bad sign

Heh. The beginning of the end!

I was tearing something plasticy open with my teeth and I sliced mah tongue open pretty badly. I didn't notice until I had a nice mouthfull of blood. Mmmm, zingy.

The worst thing about tongue wounds is when they've started to heal, but they've swollen and everytime you move your tongue, they ache annoyingly. God, I hate tongue wounds.

what it is, is when you don't brush your teeth, your gum around the tooth become very sensetive and are weak, when you brush your teeth, it will cause the gum around the tooth to bleed.

That's true, but like I said, I'm an obsessive maniac when it comes to dental hygiene (and all hygiene in fact), so it can't be that...

You could always run the bristles under hot water to soften them up, make it a little easier for you.

Ah, maybe that''ll help

 

[Bacchante]

Just be careful not to brush too terribly hard...or else you'll have receding gums like me :Spin:
The dentists didn't tell me that until a few years ago. yay.


I have partially exposed roots on certain teeth, and I can't eat certain things (certain kinds of chocolates/sugary things) because it's like having a fucking electric shock in the mouth.
lol.