I wonder, how stupid are we getting?

[AlexiFollower]

screw a necklace, go with a choker with a leash

 

[Valerie]

I like to make sex jokes. I'm far from horny.

In fact, Derek doesn't have a libido at all.

 

[derek]

In fact, Derek doesn't have a libido at all.

Pretty close.

 

[Fenrir13]

As much as I like the idea of a barbed wire choker, that MIGHT just cause my neck artery to spew forth crimson glory halfway through. So I'll stick to a regular necklace. I'm hardcore and all but i wanna live thru it

 

[AlexiFollower]

hm...necklace can still be pulled on

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

So i'm watching TV and an ad comes on for this sleep drug. It describes it, blah blah blah, until it gets to the end, and tells the side effects.

'Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, unpleasant taste, and drowsiness".

Thank the nine hells they told me my sleep medicine might make me drowsy as a side effect. That's one i DON'T want.

Worst side effect ever Anal Sepage........so not a good thing.

 

[Fenrir13]

Yeah, I love how stuff cures your allergies, so you don't sneeze or get runny eyes. But it causes arthritis, anal seepage and the inability to control your urine.

I'll take the sneezing, thx.

 

[eva_dolly]

you got to love it when the side effects are worst then what you're trying to cure

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

I think it looks worse then it is since people will not have the side effects. They just have to put the disclaimer in there for the people who would have them.

But I wouldn't risk anal seepage.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

NEVER TAKE SLEEPING PILLS UNLESS A *GOOD* DOCTOR TELLS YOU TO DO SO


thank you all.

 

[Fenrir13]

i don't need sleeping pills. never liked them.

 

[derek]

Tut has spoken. IN BIG RED WORDS

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

BIG RED BOLD words.

And i'm totally fucking serious when i say that.

 

[derek]

OK

 

[Wings of a dream]

NEVER TAKE SLEEPING PILLS UNLESS A *GOOD* DOCTOR TELLS YOU TO DO SO


thank you all.

There are no good Doctors left....

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

OK

GOOD.

 

[The Soulforged]

actually i like those herpes commercials where they are all smiling nad enjoying themselves but deep down inside their pants they have these red irritated scabs that are itching a burning like hell and there is no cure for it

 

[Fenrir13]

yeah, and they're running on a beach, so damn happy that they have herpes apparently. Of course, tampon commercials do that too. Yeah, we women are SO FUCKING happy to be surfing the red tide we ride horses, smile all the time and run thru fields of flowers.

 

[barrett_]

loool

 

[-Rivfader-]

psssht. OR i could just deflate her

That was brilliant.