i wonder what would happen to me if i ate like, 20 or 30 donuts

[tar]

i could help you do field research.

 

[minxnim]

everyone else please eat a donut in my honor since i can't go binging my life away on sugary snacks :|

 

[minxnim]

tar could eat like, easily 10 hamburgers.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by chupe666
I used to work at a donut shop- we'd get free donuts all the time, but after working with them for like 9 hrs, you don't really want any right away. However, later in the day I would partake.

I also used to do an early AM Sunday morning radio show (like 4-6am) and would run to Dunkin donuts afterward and get a dozen and pretty much live off them all day long. It always felt like I did some damage to my insides by eating nothing but donuts and milk all day, but I was a student and didn't really have the money (nor cared enough) to eat right. I don't do this any more, even though every once in a while I get the urge to. First half of college, i was still eating crappy, and it wasn't until the second half that i actually got into halfdecent shape.

Yeah, the hardest thing about the weight gained in college is staying in shape at the same time. I mean, I want to gain about ten pounds, but I want it to be ten pounds of muscle. I guess I need to spend more time in the weightroom.

 

[tar]

i would put one donut on top of each hamburger 5 u.

 

[azal]

Originally posted by chupe666
I used to work at a donut shop- we'd get free donuts all the time, but after working with them for like 9 hrs, you don't really want any right away. However, later in the day I would partake.

same thing working in a pool hall....

on days off when people say "hey...wanna go shoot pool?" I want to fart in their mouths.

 

[chupe666]

i am also totally hankering for some donuts now.
but i must go visit the neighborhood Bally's instead.

which, incidentally sucks- i was totally spoiled with the nice chicago bally's with several floors, tons of new machines, hott wimmenz, and other nice niceties. now i must use the local one that used to be a vic tanny like aeons ago. it's real small, and they don't have half the machines i was used to using. and the people onthe treadmills face you when you use the weight machines so i feel like they're staring at me thinking "THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED WALRUS MILKING A COW". Maybe I'll try another local (yet farther from home) bally's.

 

[tar]

i always think it's weird when people say they want to gain 10 lbs of muscle. i am afraid they are getting ready to beat little dudes up.

 

[FalseTodd]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADEE DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

 

[azal]

worse than the treadmill facing you thing....is the giant diesel guy waiting for you to finish using a machine....
as he snickers at your puny build and caresses his shapely quads in ridicule.

 

[The Dope]

No, I just want to be the perfect athlete for crew. Imagine: 6'7", 210 pounds....the very sight of me would strike fear into the hearts of other teams, even if I don't have the skills to back it up.

 

[tar]

fun fact:

the oompa-loompas originally looked like this!!

funny that they were wonka's slaves!

 

[azal]

yeah, the oompa loompa characters in that movie are totally making light of slavery....even those up-beat and fun work songs they sing.

it's yet another example of modern day minstrelsy infiltrating our society and corrupting the minds of our children.

cursed wonka!

 

[xfer]

you know in the recent editions of the book, they've changed them to be these white hippie-like guys, right? THE ORIGINAL BOOK!

I can't eat much anymore, but my photo is on the wall at Eagle's Deli in Boston for eating an entire KING KONG BURGER and its accompanying french fries. (it wasn't even that hard)

 

[The Dope]

There's some guy at school here who I think looks like Charlie Bucket's teacher. I laugh when I see him.

 

[azal]

somewhere your family is beaming with pride.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by tar
i would put one donut on top of each hamburger 5 u.

This is why we need tar in the white house

 

[tar]

i am very good at ingesting shredded newspaper too. i don't know if i could take on ronnie reagan though. he was GREAT at it.

 

[tar]

fun president facts!

 

[azal]

you just lost my vote.