Iced Earth looses second guitarist... AGAIN

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=24355


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

pwned.

 

[JayKeeley]

"Quicksand Jesus, I'm so far away without you....."



It doesn't really make much of a difference though does it? It's not like anyone is intrinsic to Iced Earth other than Schaffer. Not even Barlow, since Ripper proved that.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

IE has to have some kind of record here.

 

[JayKeeley]

No, that would be Yngwie J Malmsteen for sure.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Imagine the chaos and destruction that would reign if the two egos of Yngwie and Schaffer collaborated together. It would create the greatest power metal known to man, but they would kill each other before they could put together a single melody or riff.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

it would be like:

Schaffer: My American redneck penis is bigger than your pussy bitch ass swedish penis.

Malmsteen: *hits him with a shoe*

 

[NAD]

"FOCK JOO, JOO FOCKIN' REDNECK!"

Haha, I'm sure everyone has heard Yngwie's "fookin' fyoory" tirade, right?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

naturally

 

[jimbobhickville]

actually, Barlow was an important part. I quit listening when he left. He made the band for me.

 

[JayKeeley]

"I'm going to unleash my fury!!"

 

[Ayeka]

Awww bugger boo!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

The greatest thing was that audio clip of Ynwgie on an airplane when some woman threw her drink in his lap. He went balistic, it was hilarious.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

(paraphrased)

Yngwie: I'm gonna kill that mother fooker.... I'm gonna kill that mother....
Bystander: take it easy...
Yngwie: You! I'm gonna release the fockin' FURY!

ahh yes, a classic.

 

[Black Winter Day]

"Loses", goddammit, not "Looses"!!!

 

[NAD]

Whoa, somebody hit the breaks on this thread!

 

[JayKeeley]

No really, I think Jon Schaffer was just trying to loosen the guy up a little.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Well, IRREGARDLESS of the facts...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"Loses", goddammit, not "Looses"!!!

DAMMIT this thread could have gone on peacefully without you pointing out my spelling error.

 

[Black Winter Day]

No Iced Earth thread has ever gone peacefully.

 

[NAD]

Now that's more better!