Iced Earth looses second guitarist... AGAIN

[Black Winter Day]

Thusly, I conclude this thread muchly faggotry.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

okay then.




JON SCHAFFER CAN EAT MY FECAL EXCREMENT

 

[MajestikMøøse]

...and then I'll cut off his balls and serve them to a german cannibal with sauteed onions

 

[NAD]

I still have never heard Iced Earth but I'm curious about the Glorious Burden.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Get curious about something else.

 

[JayKeeley]

Even npearce got The Glorious Burden. I hear that Ripper makes the new one sound like Watchmaker.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Glorious Burden is by far the worst piece of shit ive ever heard. Good Iced Earth albums are their s/t, Night of The Stormrider and Burnt Offerings. After that he did a boring concept album on spawn (it sounds interesting, but believe me, very much musically boring) and it got worse from there.

 

[NAD]

Okay. How about Ramma Gay?

 

[JayKeeley]

Okay. How about Ramma Gay?

Four words: Land. of. the. Free.

 

[NAD]

Glorious Burden is by far the worst piece of Pro-USA propaganda shit.

That's actually why I'm curious. I want to see if it's just redneck blind patriotism or has something interesting to offer for an American history enthusiast like myself.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Okay. How about Ramma Gay?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Ramma Gay rules. Erik and his ilk will tell you differently, but they aren't as comfortable with their heterosexuality as I am. Or Ayeka, for that matter, who openly admits to listening to hair bands and Manowar.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh shit, you quoted me before I edited my post for grammar

 

[NAD]

George W. Bush can eat my feces

Hahhaahahahahhahaa... cool.

So yeah, the only power metal I have is that Middle Earth CD by Blind Guardian, and it's alright. Haha, the woman made me fun of me for listening to this once, I think she said "ah, another bad promo, eh?"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Blind Guardian is fairly good in my opinion. They have less of a ghey factor than competing power metal bands, such as Primal Fear and Hammerfall (HEARTS ON FIRE!!! HEARTS ON FIRE!!! BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE!!!)

actually, I enjoy a good power metal now and then for comedic value.

 

[NAD]

Yeah I don't think that Blind Guardian is gay, it's just a little too theatrical for daily listening. I mean, not that it shouldn't be, but even non-gay power metal is sorta... clinical to these ears. If that makes sense.

 

[JayKeeley]

Primal Fear and Hammerfall can go jump into a vat of melting tar, mixed with red kryptonite.

Not all power metal is 'power metal'.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Precisely, I don't think that Blind Guardian is gay either, the way to tell if they aren't gay is if they don't take promo shots of themselves in

a) loincloths
b) holding swords
c) all of the above

 

[NAD]

d) fuzzy boots

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, I guess we're confusing power metal with "flower metal"