Best. Concert. EVAR.

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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Jun 5, 2002
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Kandarian Ruins
For these two fans anyhow:

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I wonder if I could convince a chick to do that with me at the next Tool show. :Spin:
 
:worship: ...the chick is pretty hot ... and a big :headbang: to the dood for being able to get it up in front of all those people
 
I like it when my boyfriend gives me doggystile, my balls hang out all low and hot and shit. Damn I'm gay.
 
I don't know wy I bumped them shits but I give a lot of respect to those two "fuckers" because that shit takes some balls. If I had it in me to bang some biatch on stage I know I'd never nut. I'd be all nervous and gay and shit.
 
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And the vocalist in that band (The Cumshots), Kristopher Schau, is probably the greatest comedian ever. He plays in a couple of stoner/metal/punk bands, and is Norway's funniest man. Here are some of his merits:

- He just sold his soul (on eBay or its Norwegian equivalent) for $ 2250, and signed the contract with his own blood.

- Lived in an '81 Opel Record for a whole week

- Stayed in a small shop in Oslo's main street (with lots of windows, so everyone could watch him) for a week, trying to decay as much as possible, both mentally and physically. He let a blind man cut his hair; fried and ate his own mole; started smoking; watched several kids' films featuring kids and animals as the main actors; started smoking; threw up into a frying pan, cooked the sick and ate it; read crappy novels for youth; etc. ( http://www.nrk.no/magasin/upunkt/forfall/ )

- Made a boat out of a dead pig

- Drove over the Swedish border, in front of the toll/customs office, with two immigrants in the back seat, and several bags of coke (flour), honking the horn.