ideal sex substitute?

[Dhatura]

I might re-evaluate my moral system

This is the strangest thing I've ever surprised myself with

 

[Dhatura]

i think this might work for fellas too
www.slightesttouch.com/index2.html

Ehh, it even makes me feel lonelier.

 

[Dhatura]

pills

Sleeping pills?

 

[zupi_clone]

Sleeping pills?

playstations and durex

 

[Dhatura]

I have none :/

 

[StevenK]

Ehh, it even makes me feel lonelier.

were not talking about having/not having people/partners to be with or loneliness/not-loneliness, its more about what do you think is or would be the equivelant to sex, like orgasmatron thingy

 

[Strangelight]

Sleeping pills?

no ......proper drugs























(cue the sponky-eyed foreigners 'drugs suck. period.' brigade)

 

[Su Jacko]

you can't say that mate...it'll frighten them away

 

[Strangelight]

Good. WWL&CD?

 

[Su Jacko]

this poor soul is a typical coffee addict. He can't pass a starbucks, costa, or cafe nero without going in. It has got so bad lately that he has started getting carry outs from sayers, in the thin cups that scauld your hands

 

[StevenK]

mushrooms!!!!! muwahahahahahaha what a funny wall you are!

 

[Su Jacko]

Again, another unfortunate soul. Destined to live life with pissholes for eyes when he's out of nescafe!

 

[Su Jacko]

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Su Jacko]

Even men who like a bit of makeup enjoy a rounded roast!!

 

[Su Jacko]

'I know, I know', he says to her indoors, 'I said only two coffees', she knows..
'Well you can't go back to work stinking of coffee, here drink these whiskeys'

 

[sol83]

 

[Su Jacko]

 

[sol83]