ideal sex substitute?

[Su Jacko]

 

[StevenK]

are you tryin to say this is an ideal substitute for sex

 

[Alwin]

I might re-evaluate my moral system

This is the strangest thing I've ever surprised myself with

you mean you tried the chocolate dildo?
how was it?

 

[Dhatura]

(cue the sponky-eyed foreigners 'drugs suck. period.' brigade)

Oh, I've long given up on you as the victim of my "saving mission"

Basically, I've given up on everyone but myself. I'm not always loyal to myself though, an ungrateful patient.

 

[Dhatura]

you mean you tried the chocolate dildo?
how was it?

Doesn't work, it melted before I could have come.

 

[Alwin]

yeah, cause you were so hot of course.... hmmm, seems to be a problem that can't be fixed....

 

[siderea]

This is my woman replacer

because of the funny vibrations?

 

[toolsofthetrade]

no cos these ones are actually tune-able

 

[Su Jacko]

are you tryin to say this is an ideal substitute for sex

substitute?

 

[Su Jacko]

 

[Alwin]

No, because my sweet Kelly let me now how pleased she is of how good I treat her...
I change her new strings...
oil her neck...
let my fingers slide slowly through her...
gently caressing her g-spots to make her purr from pleasure...
When she is is fully pleased, she makes the most ograsmic sounds
you have ever heard, making you wet your own pants...
and she also likes it ruff

enough reasons?

*fap fap fap*

so your cat is called Kelly?
nice name, i call my cat Poesie

save the kittens!!!

 

[StevenK]

yeah substitute, its what the thread is about, sex substitutes

 

[Su Jacko]

yeah substitute, its what the thread is about, sex substitutes

Well that's what you're saying but subconsciously...

 

[StevenK]

heheheheheheh thats no substitute for sex! what good are they on their own!
i dont like my subconscious, its too smart for its own good

 

[StevenK]

or maybe its just your dirty subconscious breaking through and seeing tits everywhere

 

[Dhatura]

Cats named Kelly are dangerous, they often go astray and trucks might run over them, but don't bury them in the pet semetery to prolong their "life" cause they might come back as monsters:

 

[Su Jacko]

or maybe its just your dirty subconscious breaking through and seeing tits everywhere

I see tits everywhere in Huyton and I don't mean breasts.

Anycock, what do you cock my dirty subcock breaking through and seeing cock everywhere....

You're off your cock son!

 

[Dhatura]

Anycock, what do you cock my dirty subcock breaking through and seeing cock everywhere....

You're off your cock son!

Hm, subcockcious surfacing.

Fuck, I forgot English spelling, I had to correct that sentence three times, I misspelt everything but cok.

 

[Raven Soul]

OI!!! I molest animals!

Only my guitar, but she loves it

I bet she does love it :hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[Dhatura]

Apparently, someone's being hit on