if i pay nevermore out of my own pocket will they play a show in san diego?

[derek]

AND plenty of wenches.

 

[Calamitas1786]

kvlt wenches!!!

 

[derek]

We could clone her, but that'd be creepy, nay?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Be too cylony.

(Holy shite, Isabel would be the Final Cylon)

 

[Calamitas1786]

Well, we could clone her and then wait 2 years. Not as creepy..

 

[derek]

The age has nothing to do with it.

Just if we were all sleeping with the same chick, but different chicks. Might be unsettling.

 

[Calamitas1786]

At least we wouldn't have to worry about adultery too much in the long run. STDs yes, though.

 

[Chromatose]

give each one a different style mustache.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Pubestache. Hot.

 

[derek]

Yus.

Great idea.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I changed my mind about not caring less about production outside black metal.

 

[Nightshade]

Uh, not to throw too much reality into this or anything, but last I checked, signed bands 'couldn't' just play when they wanted, even if you paid them, there's a booking company. Perhaps you could try finding that person and offering them one of the lovely female board members as a distraction. You know, that or one of Kevin's omlettes.

 

[Karmic]

Offer them one of the clones!