I posted this a while ago on the testament board and it made some people laugh... It applies more to thrash metal heads but I still thing people here will enjoy that!
1- Your main mean of transport is by foot, because you get to have wind in your hair and it's so \m/
2- You still wear your old Megadeth's Mary Jane T-Shirt even if the colors all faded and it has so much holes that it's become revealing...
3- You think that the real Metallica are trapped on an island and the current band of the same name is just a conspiracy by the government...
4- Your have longer hair than your girlfriend
5- You think that your girlfirend is sexy when she wears your t-shirt to bed... your kreator t-shirt that is...
6- You went to Germany for a month and brought back a testament concert girly shirt to your girlfriend as a souvenir... but it doesn't even say germany!
7- You don't need to dress up for a funeral... you already are dressed in black!
8- Your current pet is either a snake called vick or a black dog called eddie
9- Your last pet died and you dug 7 graves to burry it... as a tribute to King Diamond of course...
10- You got metal cds for chrismas... the past 10 years that is!
11- Guess what you're getting this year...
12- You plan to disguise yourself as Nikki Sixx for this year's Halloween
13- When you read the last sentence, you intentionnaly read Helloween instead of Halloween
14- In the car, you still listen to the same cassettes you had years ago... those that still work anyway...
15- You wear blue jeans until the have holes here and there... THEN you feel good in them...
16- When colors faded on a metal shirt, it's a sign of experience and wisdom... like gray hair...
17- You built yourself a big assed garage and hung a sign saying Hangar 18...
18- Your cell phone tone is the lead melody for the solo in Over the Wall...
19- Well... you don't have a cell phone but it would be anyway!
20- When you do chores, you always put some heavy music on and headbang more than do work!
21- You will get thrown out of your appartement for playing music too loud because the Super couldn't stand the doublebass and the blast beats... again!!
22- A girl came to you in a bar and you rejected her because she thought that Limp Bizkit was metal...
23- You get tears in your eyes when you see a young kid in a metal shirt... it makes you so damn proud...
24- You were searching for the mosh pit at this year's office chrismas party
25- When people started doing Karaoke at the said party, you sang Dog Faced Gods or I Will Kill You
26- Back in school, you had to write a poem for an english class and you copied the lyrics to Fade to Black...
27- You were sent to the school's suicide intervention office... following the above!
28- You are still practicing to pronounce and spell the instrumental song on Low...
29- You and I both know what the lyrics to Mechanix really mean
30- You cried when you saw Rockstar
31- You still debate wether or not Ozzy ate that bat's head intentionaly...
32- You still refer to Handle With Care as the "album with a planet"
33- You actually think that Fall from Grace has great production and sound!
34- You headbanged at your kid's music class recital...
35- Your kid plays flute by the way...
36- You planned a romantic evening with your girlfriend and though Dreaming Neon Black was a pretty damn good romantic cd to play! ...how clever!
37- You scored that night because your girlfriend thought so too...
38- You are dead jealous of Zakk Wylde because you went to see him live with Ozzy last month and he's all she talks about
39- You prayed every night when you learned that Chuck Schuldiner had to go in surgery
40- You prayed every night when you learned that Chuck Billy had to go in surgery
41- You were happy your name wasn't Chuck that year...
42- You bought one of Beastie Boys' records because Kerry King was on it...
43- You still wonder why you went and wasted 20 bucks on St-Anger...
44- You can't listen to Anthrax's Lone Justice anymore because the bass line reminds you of St-Anger
45- You can still remember your first harmonic on the guitar...
46- You took a walk yesterday and whistled Practice What you Preach's solo...
47- Your neck doesn't hurt anymore after headbanging at a concert...
48- You actually read this whole thing through!
49- You were drinking a beer while doing so...
50- It's 10 Am...
1- Your main mean of transport is by foot, because you get to have wind in your hair and it's so \m/
2- You still wear your old Megadeth's Mary Jane T-Shirt even if the colors all faded and it has so much holes that it's become revealing...
3- You think that the real Metallica are trapped on an island and the current band of the same name is just a conspiracy by the government...
4- Your have longer hair than your girlfriend
5- You think that your girlfirend is sexy when she wears your t-shirt to bed... your kreator t-shirt that is...
6- You went to Germany for a month and brought back a testament concert girly shirt to your girlfriend as a souvenir... but it doesn't even say germany!
7- You don't need to dress up for a funeral... you already are dressed in black!
8- Your current pet is either a snake called vick or a black dog called eddie
9- Your last pet died and you dug 7 graves to burry it... as a tribute to King Diamond of course...
10- You got metal cds for chrismas... the past 10 years that is!
11- Guess what you're getting this year...
12- You plan to disguise yourself as Nikki Sixx for this year's Halloween
13- When you read the last sentence, you intentionnaly read Helloween instead of Halloween
14- In the car, you still listen to the same cassettes you had years ago... those that still work anyway...
15- You wear blue jeans until the have holes here and there... THEN you feel good in them...
16- When colors faded on a metal shirt, it's a sign of experience and wisdom... like gray hair...
17- You built yourself a big assed garage and hung a sign saying Hangar 18...
18- Your cell phone tone is the lead melody for the solo in Over the Wall...
19- Well... you don't have a cell phone but it would be anyway!
20- When you do chores, you always put some heavy music on and headbang more than do work!
21- You will get thrown out of your appartement for playing music too loud because the Super couldn't stand the doublebass and the blast beats... again!!
22- A girl came to you in a bar and you rejected her because she thought that Limp Bizkit was metal...
23- You get tears in your eyes when you see a young kid in a metal shirt... it makes you so damn proud...
24- You were searching for the mosh pit at this year's office chrismas party
25- When people started doing Karaoke at the said party, you sang Dog Faced Gods or I Will Kill You
26- Back in school, you had to write a poem for an english class and you copied the lyrics to Fade to Black...
27- You were sent to the school's suicide intervention office... following the above!
28- You are still practicing to pronounce and spell the instrumental song on Low...
29- You and I both know what the lyrics to Mechanix really mean
30- You cried when you saw Rockstar
31- You still debate wether or not Ozzy ate that bat's head intentionaly...
32- You still refer to Handle With Care as the "album with a planet"
33- You actually think that Fall from Grace has great production and sound!
34- You headbanged at your kid's music class recital...
35- Your kid plays flute by the way...
36- You planned a romantic evening with your girlfriend and though Dreaming Neon Black was a pretty damn good romantic cd to play! ...how clever!
37- You scored that night because your girlfriend thought so too...
38- You are dead jealous of Zakk Wylde because you went to see him live with Ozzy last month and he's all she talks about
39- You prayed every night when you learned that Chuck Schuldiner had to go in surgery
40- You prayed every night when you learned that Chuck Billy had to go in surgery
41- You were happy your name wasn't Chuck that year...
42- You bought one of Beastie Boys' records because Kerry King was on it...
43- You still wonder why you went and wasted 20 bucks on St-Anger...
44- You can't listen to Anthrax's Lone Justice anymore because the bass line reminds you of St-Anger
45- You can still remember your first harmonic on the guitar...
46- You took a walk yesterday and whistled Practice What you Preach's solo...
47- Your neck doesn't hurt anymore after headbanging at a concert...
48- You actually read this whole thing through!
49- You were drinking a beer while doing so...
50- It's 10 Am...
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