- Sep 12, 2001
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1 - Casually walk up to him, say hello, commence nonsensical small talk, and when he least expects it, shove a FUCKING FORK IN HIS EYE
2 - Before his cigarette break, douse his regular smoking-seat in gasoline, then watch the proverbial sparks fly
3 - Describe the condition known as "blue balls", then tie his arms behind his back and force him to watch porn for 72 hours straight
4 - Kill him, revive him, then kill him again
5 - Replace the peanuts in his peanut butter sandwhich with glass shards, nails, screws, jalapino peppers and chilli
6 - Spend a heavy night drinking, let him spill his heart out on the table, make sure he feels comfortable in your presence, and that he can tell you anything, then when he least expects it, KILL HIM WITH A SPOON TO THE FACE
7 - Iron his pants, while he is still in them.
8 - Follow him for at least two blocks, and before he notices you, RAM HIM IN THE ASS WITH A FORKLIFT
9 - Offer him a cup of coffee, but before pouring it, write "You have just been poisoned" at the bottom of the cup
10 - REALLY poison his coffee
2 - Before his cigarette break, douse his regular smoking-seat in gasoline, then watch the proverbial sparks fly
3 - Describe the condition known as "blue balls", then tie his arms behind his back and force him to watch porn for 72 hours straight
4 - Kill him, revive him, then kill him again
5 - Replace the peanuts in his peanut butter sandwhich with glass shards, nails, screws, jalapino peppers and chilli
6 - Spend a heavy night drinking, let him spill his heart out on the table, make sure he feels comfortable in your presence, and that he can tell you anything, then when he least expects it, KILL HIM WITH A SPOON TO THE FACE
7 - Iron his pants, while he is still in them.
8 - Follow him for at least two blocks, and before he notices you, RAM HIM IN THE ASS WITH A FORKLIFT
9 - Offer him a cup of coffee, but before pouring it, write "You have just been poisoned" at the bottom of the cup
10 - REALLY poison his coffee
