Ways to get Loomis to kick your ass...

[unknown]

Walk up to Loomis and his girlfriend and look at his girlfriend and go, "Oh, so you're Jeff's mom. Nice to meet you."

 

[Super Mahrio]

ROFL@unknown!! brilliance!

 

[unknown]

that would be a garuanteed kick in the nuts

 

[Brett]

haha

bring a can of that Gerber baby food on stage, and look at the baby's picture, then squint at Loomis, then repeat

Best one here so far, good job.

thanks for the laugh.

 

[Captain Beard]

Loomis could never kick my ass. I wouldn't provoke him, either, so it works out.

 

[Yetti]

tell him how much better linkin park's guitar player is than he is

 

[rottingflesh]

Tell him he looks really good for 40.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Ask him how his geinacologist visit went last week.

 

[unknown]

Tell him he looks really good for 40.

 

[426]

Ask him how his geinacologist visit went last week.

LOL


I'd look for a little longer than necessary at his chest, and ask if I can see his manboobs.

Then I'd ask him if it'd be alright to look up the drummers "dress."

And you could always ask for a signature, and look at it all depressed. "Oh you're not who I thought you were." And give it back to him.

Or flick liner notes in his face, like someone I know did to WD.

 

[Stoker]

...Or how about stop this post because it's not nice and we're all supposed to be fans here. Apparently he doesn't even want this board (I read that somewhere) and here you guys are making ridiculous comments about him. Come on now...
Show some more respect

 

[Will Bozarth]

*snicker*

 

[Stoker]

dead6skin6mask6
Labyrinth (lol your pic)

 

[Super Mahrio]

Aww stoker, we love Loomis, thats why we make fun!

Ask him if he was ever in the band Mudhoney...(thatll piss him off)

Ask him if he shops at Value Village

Ask him if he misses the Seattle Scene...if he says no, ask him why since he partook in the Grunge Invasion...

 

[unknown]

Ask him if he has any plaid shirts in his closet and if he was in that band with Pearl Jam and Soundgarden

 

[Super Mahrio]

HAHAHAHA Temple of the Dog! (they kicked ass back in the day)

Asking him if he was in Mother Love Bone would surely get his goat!!! hmmm

 

[unknown]

Yeah that's it...Temple of the Dog...I knew it had something to do with Dog (dog fuckers?)

 

[Brett]

...Or how about stop this post because it's not nice and we're all supposed to be fans here. Apparently he doesn't even want this board (I read that somewhere) and here you guys are making ridiculous comments about him. Come on now...
Show some more respect

There is a quote that I created and it goes something like this...

"If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at all"

 

[Will Bozarth]

but hes not loomis

 

[silentsucker]

i have a good one:

Tell Loomis, that Nevermore play "Power" Metal, the whole band will kill you.