- Aug 31, 2003
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Ways to get Jeff Loomis to kick your ass...
1. Pee on his guitars before a concert.
2. When meeting him after a show, demand that he sign your ass... with his tongue.
3. Spill pink paint all over his amps and then laugh about it.
4. Say to him he's the nicest guy in the band, then slug him.
5. Imply that needs to stop locking his apartment door.
6. Tell him his riffs ALMOST match up with St. Anger.
7. Tell him he needs a DJ to really bring music into the band.
8. Show Jeff this picture http://www.stevesmyth.com/NM-pics/martin/limp-nmore.jpg and say "Now THAT'S cool."
9. Tell him his music just screams techno pop.
No offense to Jeff intended.
Keep the list going!
1. Pee on his guitars before a concert.
2. When meeting him after a show, demand that he sign your ass... with his tongue.
3. Spill pink paint all over his amps and then laugh about it.
4. Say to him he's the nicest guy in the band, then slug him.
5. Imply that needs to stop locking his apartment door.
6. Tell him his riffs ALMOST match up with St. Anger.
7. Tell him he needs a DJ to really bring music into the band.
8. Show Jeff this picture http://www.stevesmyth.com/NM-pics/martin/limp-nmore.jpg and say "Now THAT'S cool."
9. Tell him his music just screams techno pop.
No offense to Jeff intended.
Keep the list going!
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