If Metallica...

I request that a temporary rule against making new Metallica threads be ratified as soon as possible.
 
Metallica? Tight? wow......Lars is one hell of a mediocre drummer who can't play tight if he wanted to.
 
Metallica could release a country album and everyone would buy it.
 
Metallica could release a country album and everyone would buy it.

Metallica could release a gangster rap/techno album with pictures of dicks on the album sleeve and there would still be Hot Topic/Guitar Hero fanfags hurrying toward their local Hot Topic to buy razorblades, an Invader zim shirt, and Metallica's Dick Magnetic.