If only I lived in Finland...

Craysh3

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Nile's backup drummer is a 17 year old sexy beast with a webcam and inhuman talent. Check it.
 
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I don't get people's fascination with this type of stuff.

Why don't you just watch track meets and 200 yard races instead, the level of musicality and athleticism is the same in both.

congrats to this dude for being able to play this, but people actually like to listen to drummers play like this and jerk off to it?

This kind of drumming makes that fag Michael Angelo sound like the most musical guitarist ever.
 
I'm not one to listen to the malmsteen regime or paul gilbert and eric johnson because I'm not 13 anymore and it's not music. I just remember that the first thing about Nile that caught my ear was the insanity of the drums. Cryptopsy as well. I really didn't think anyone could play that shit. I also consider drumming to be a lot harder of a discipline than guitar playing. This is more of a 'I really wish I could find bastards like this more often around southern Ontario to be able to jam some intense tunes with'.
 
What makes you think that this guy would play with you if you lived in Finland?

It'd be weird to play in a band with a dude who had a sexual crush on me.
 
That kind of blasting thats all finger movement and no arm always ends up sounding fast, but totally weak to me.

He's using his energy correctly. There's only so much force that you can exert to get the ideal sound and the excess is all just wasted energy. This is how blasting should be done. Most people who wail on the drums trying to look cool are covering up for being sloppy. Lars Ulrich, anyone?
 
I'm all for blasting and death metal, but there's a point where the riffs and songs become secondary to the speed, which is when it loses me.

Black Seeds was a lot more musical than the stuff Nile is doing now, imo.
 
What makes you think that this guy would play with you if you lived in Finland?

It'd be weird to play in a band with a dude who had a sexual crush on me.

Call me one dimensional, but I've yet to meet anyone that shares my musical taste with whom I haven't gotten around to being friends with. Especially if they're also musicians.
 
I'm not one to listen to the malmsteen regime or paul gilbert and eric johnson because I'm not 13 anymore and it's not music..

Anything you said after this statement is void because you suck cocks.

Go suck some cock, cock sucker.

EDIT: Maybe I can understand you being a pretentious douche about Malmsteen, or even Gilbert, but Eric Johnson? ...fucking ERIC JOHNSON? Go swim in a pool of swollen assholes.

EDIT 2: Seriously? This shirtless, blast-beat cheesy poof is a showcase of "inhuman talent," but Eric Johnson and Paul Gilbert are for 13 year olds, and aren't really music?

Lemme quit playin. Nigga expressin too much butt hurt. Just can't handle music elitists of any type... ESPECIALLY "technical death metal" elitists.

DUR HUR THIS SUCKS I ONLY LISTEN TO CHROMATIC ATONAL DISSONANCE

PORTAL NILE NECROPHAGIST NEW CRYPTOPSY SUX ASS LORD WORM
 
Good flaming, sir.

New cryptopsy is absolute shite without lord worm, very true. Fuck Necrophagist, true as well. Portal was tech death? What?

I'm very glad that you managed to pinpoint my sexual orientation by a couple of bands that barely shadow a sliver of my entire catalog of music.

I still stand by the fact that Eric Johnson is still more of a faggot than I am. By a longshot. His music is as about as elitist as it gets in the shredder realm, actually.
 
Good flaming, sir.

New cryptopsy is absolute shite without lord worm, very true. Fuck Necrophagist, true as well. Portal was tech death? What?

I'm very glad that you managed to pinpoint my sexual orientation by a couple of bands that barely shadow a sliver of my entire catalog of music.

I still stand by the fact that Eric Johnson is still more of a faggot than I am. By a longshot. His music is as about as elitist as it gets in the shredder realm, actually.

You failed to address the point you made earlier about Eric Johnson not making "music." Have you ever listened to Eric Johnson?

I'm not the biggest fan of EJ, or Malmsteen, OR Paul Gilbert... But how are they not making music?

When God found out that he didn't exist did he leave the defining of subjective terms unto Craysh3?

WOE WHAT WILL BECOME OF US WOE

EDIT: Ellipses and I didn't address your sexual orientation, just the fact that you suck cocks. Those sexual accusations are products of your own guilty conscience.

also, a7x 4 life



gawd so pretentious
 
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