If only my lawn was emo...

[Will Bozarth]

I'm actually laughing at that haha

 

[Brooks]

If you like that, then I demand that you ask me if I'm a Walrus!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Are you a walrus?

 

[Captain Beard]

Roflcopters.

 

[Brooks]

Are you a walrus?

No.

 

[Brooks]

Ask me if I'm an Alligator

 

[Will Bozarth]

Are you an alligator?

 

[Brooks]

No.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ask him if he's got one testicle, a chaplin moustache, and a thing for jews.

 

[Brooks]

What's green, and goes "slam, slam, slam, slam"?



A four door pickle car.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Brooks]

Ask him if he's got one testicle, a chaplin moustache, and a thing for jews.

No, no, and only if they're hot and like dont mind meat that's not kosher.

 

[Lunar Still]

What is the circumference of a moose?

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably about average. He's scrawny. No muscle at all.

 

[Brooks]

How about a chocolate moose? I hear their circumferences are a little bigger.

 

[Captain Beard]

oh, maybe 65.

 

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