Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico

[Psychonaut]

The parents should have beat these kids before the punks did.

 

[Kiss The Void]

i saw this shit earlier and laughed so hard i nearly defecated at high speed into my shorts.

 

[El Stormo]

I'd be grateful to have a girlfriend like that. At least I wouldn't have to worry about her cheating on or breaking up with me.

HA! That's naive! The clingy girls are very often the quickest to trade you for another guy! All they care about is not being ditched, but don't think for a second that they'd have qualms about ditching someone else for someone better/weaker/more malleable.

What I do know is I'd much prefer a nice emo girl to the average American female metalhead. A fat, foul mouthed, obnoxious, loud, smelly, hairy, disgusting bag of meat.

A lot of the girls on this board should (rightly!) take offence to that.

Also, beating up emos is nice. The Mexicans know the score.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

HA! That's naive! The clingy girls are very often the quickest to trade you for another guy! All they care about is not being ditched, but don't think for a second that they'd have qualms about ditching someone else for someone better/weaker/more malleable.

Oh...damn...

A lot of the girls on this board should (rightly!) take offence to that.

But none of the girls on this board act like metalheads with the exception of Isabel, and thats certainly not to clump her into the aforementioned category. I'm referring to the ones I see at local shows.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

But none of the girls on this board act like metalheads with the exception of Isabel, and thats certainly not to clump her into the aforementioned category. I'm referring to the ones I see at local shows.

 

[Captain Beard]

He's probably saying you're not a filthy, stupid whore with emotional issues. He'd prefer one I guess?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I guess what I don't understand is how the other girls don't "act like metalheads." Isn't listening to metal acting like a metalhead?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm always horrible at getting my point across, nevermind.

 

[Captain Beard]

I guess what I don't understand is how the other girls don't "act like metalheads." Isn't listening to metal acting like a metalhead?

Well, no, the stereotype is air-headed leg openers with STDs and a tendency to stray in relationships.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sweet, I'm the only girl here who acts like that.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

No no no.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, he was saying you're NOT like that. Even I'm not going to joke with that one.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Then what's the stereotype to which I adhere but nobody else does?!

You guys are ridiculous.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey, John wrote it like he was drunk. He said you're a metalhead type chick, but don't act in their stereotypical manner.

 

[Chromatose]

He's just sayin' you wear bullet belts.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

He said you're a metalhead type chick, but don't act in their stereotypical manner.

Exactly.

You're always the only one who can understand my rambling.

I wasn't drunk per se although I had done a few shots yesterday.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, i DO still think that mexico is just sombreros and cactuses

 

[Malergion]

And here I though emo was an artifact of Ritalin and acne medicine.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, just teenage faggotry. Even the goths frown upon emos, because at least the goths are quiet most of the time, they speak in Vogon Poetry.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

If you make your entire persona about looking like a pussy, you're really just asking for it.