If you could go back in time, who would you fuck?

[Cat5Messiah]

Isis or Pandora.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yuh know, I was gonna say Cleopatra, but an ancient history prof once told me pretty explicitly "Cleopatra was in fact very ugly".

 

[Will Bozarth]

Oregon is shitty, cats suck, and Megadeth is overrated.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Why Oregon?

 

[Will Bozarth]

because thats where Megadev is from.

 

[MegadeV]

Oregon is shitty, cats suck, and Megadeth is overrated.

I'd retort with some George Carlin bashing, but I just can't do it, he ruled.

I can live with your other stated opinions, but hearing somebody from Jersey say that Oregon sucks is pretty funny. I've never been there, but I've never heard anything good about that state.

 

[Lunar Still]

Terry Schiavo

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'd retort with some George Carlin bashing, but I just can't do it, he ruled.

I can live with your other stated opinions, but hearing somebody from Jersey say that Oregon sucks is pretty funny. I've never been there, but I've never heard anything good about that state.

that's simply because the people that bash Jersey are the ones that only go to north jersey, which is disgusting

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ive been to South Jersey, I still think it sucks

 

[Will Bozarth]

...your home state could be fit in an envelope.

 

[MegadeV]

that's simply because the people that bash Jersey are the ones that only go to north jersey, which is disgusting

North Jersey may be worse, but I've heard plenty of Philly people talk about South Jersey as well.

 

[Lunar Still]

My home state could fit in between Michigan, Illnois, Ohio and Kentucky.

L O L

 

[Will Bozarth]

North Jersey may be worse, but I've heard plenty of Philly people talk about South Jersey as well.

ever been to Philly? they have no room to talk, either

city people's opinions of suburbs don't count.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats cuz suburbs are teh suck!

 

[Lunar Still]

I dunno, I kinda like it...proximity to all the coolness of the city without having to deal with traffic, criminals and bums 24/7.

AND THERE'S CORN OUT HERE

 

[Undefined]

"Do you know how long it took me to teach this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it like a banana first?"

Dave Chappelle <3

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I dunno, I kinda like it...proximity to all the coolness of the city without having to deal with traffic, criminals and bums 24/7.

AND THERE'S CORN OUT HERE

.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

robert mitchum. he played the villain in the original cape fear, night of the hunter ... menacing, badass actor dude.

there's documented proof that he was attractive, and he lived in a time when it was common to shower. all you ancient history guys get stuck with women who smell like feces and were borderline deformed

 

[Will Bozarth]

high five for fucking old movie people

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*high fives*

oh yeah... and then i'd go live on the manson family ranch for a while. fuck yes.