if you drive round in a car and shun mass transit, you ARE an enviromental murderer

[xfer]

i mean, c'mon, use the bus! american pig.

 

[FuSoYa]

it also means you like to live life within a microcosm

 

[xfer]

nunsense.

 

[minxnim]

it also means people who usually take the bus will eventually, inevitably, ask you for rides.

 

[lizard]

true. and you will meet every psycho in your neighborhood, and also mass transit using religious prosyletizers (sp) who will try to convert you.

 

[minxnim]

i use mass transit. i like it. but i admit. i miss my car a little

 

[azal]

me too.

worst part about not having a car = creepy walks at night from the bus stop to your house.

 

[minxnim]

azal... i feel that. oh yes, i definitely do.

but actually, it's worse on my walk from work to the subway here in manhattan. because at home, if i come at the usual time, my 'boys' are on the corner and they walk me home and carry my stuff.

 

[goatschool]

having a car means that you live somewhere other than a city with omnipresent mass transit.

having a car means that you are most likely not not a trendy, gentrifying coke whore.

having a car could mean that you are conscientious about how much and where you drive the gas guzzler, rather than drooling all over yourself while you sleep in a sardine box that shits all over the skeletons of the 150,000 chinamen that labored to haul your ethnic-fetishizing ass all over town in your epic quest to stock your refrigerator with the most exotic of fruits. fruitcake.

having a car means i don't have to heavily bribe someone to run you over.

 

[xfer]

i'm not sure quite why, but this was the google result for "jealous goat":

 

[FrostGiant]

I could take the bus, but it wouldn't exactly get me close to work. It'd drop me off about 35 miles away. Also, they only run from like 6am to 10 pm or something. So then I'm left with a cab, in which case I might as well take my car.

 

[goatschool]

now, what do i have to be jealous of?

 

[xfer]

 

[lizard]

I only live two miles away from work. if I worked downtown, though, I would take the bus.

 

[FrostGiant]

Living in the city sucks. No grass, it's loud, stinky, it's always bright at night. I could go on. I'm not much of a fan of city living and the biggest I lived in was Madison. I'm pretty sure I would dislike anything much larger.

 

[goatschool]

i've never said a word about boston envy!

 

[lizard]

Living in the city sucks. No grass, it's loud, stinky, it's always bright at night. I could go on.

neighbors crammed in around you.
crime, including some punk ass pussies who threw an egg at my persian Buster sitting in the window, grrrr.

but on the plus side:
nine billion chinese restaraunts (and one Vietnamese that kicks ass)
easy shopping
library around the corner
beer easily available wherever I turn.

*last item should not be construed as my advocacy of conspicuous consumption of beer although it is true*

 

[avi]

I ride my bike to the train station every morning at 5 after 5am cuz Ima good boy

 

[FrostGiant]

beer easily available wherever I turn=living anywhere in Wisconsin

 

[lizard]

and cheese. wheels of it. and bratwurst. and spaetzle. yummy. we have a restaraunt here called Schmidt's german village and its cool because they sell Paulaner beer from Munich, but then wtf, they have a sausage called "Bahama Mama!" I mean, its some tasty stuff but that's about as german as President Blah's left ass cheek.