How many of you DONT drive?

[Captain Beard]

It does when the table vibrates.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Money doesn't dance

mark my words, it will...

 

[derek]

I love using the car. I like choosing who sits beside me. I'm never comfortable on buses.

 

[NK]

I do not drive

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I love driving. I'm the happiest person in rush hour if I have some metal, a bag of chips, and a soda. But after my dad cleaned the battery on my car, my cd player only likes Nevermore, Kamelot, and Dio...

 

[The Grayfox]

I like driving. And I like flicking my lit cigarettes at other drivers.

Or throwing eggs at oncoming traffic.

 

[flying_whale]

And I like flicking my lit cigarettes at other drivers.

on this board, someone might call the cops for that

 

[Morganna]

It's creepy how much we all have in common. Most of us love kitties, and puppies, we all love the same music, obviously. Judging by this poll it looks as if the non drivers are beating the drivers.

Hhaha, the pedestrians are winning!

 

[derek]

Perhaps in a poll. In a head on collision, not so much.

Well, maybe David.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

for the Record:
I do drive i just dont have a car but when you see a small truck from bicycle world driving like a maniac here trough the street its probable me

 

[Anvil]

Chances are, David would be able to survive a head on collision with a semi, killing the driver.

He'd still have energy to rape 13 nuns.

 

[Lunar Still]

Dead fucking even.

 

[Morganna]

The person who breaks the tie has to speak up.

 

[Captain Beard]

I was hit by an M-1 Abrams going full speed this afternoon. My calf is a little sore, but that'll wear off in an hour or so. That poor crew... I hear the funeral caskets will be soup cans.

 

[Morganna]

I'll Bet! After all you did throw a bus at a nun for giving you the stink eye once.

 

[Brooks]

Wow, I'm amazed by how many people don't drive... considering how amazing it is to fly down the freeway with chunks of metal slamming your ears!

 

[ShadowsWithin]

I love driving. I'm the happiest person in rush hour if I have some metal, a bag of chips, and a soda. But after my dad cleaned the battery on my car, my cd player only likes Nevermore, Kamelot, and Dio...

nothing wrong with that

i might not have a problem driving if i didn't feel so uncomfortable...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I love to drive and have been told I'm quite good at it, but I'm very nervous driving anywhere I haven't been before. I don't like to make last minute decisions.

 

[Brooks]

I love getting lost... as long as I've got a full tank of gas.

And that's as metaphorical as you want it to be

 

[Captain Beard]

A farter like myself!