If you had a statue sculpted of yourself, how would you be dressed?

[xfer]

Assuming the statue will stand over your grave or something. Suit and tie/dress? T-shirt and jeans? Toga?

I would definitely go for a classical look. My friends would laugh hysterically whenever they saw my head on this Zeus figure, but in a hundred years people won't know how incongruous that looks, and they'll just think I'm a cool philosopher or something.

 

[minxnim]

definitely a cowboy get up.

 

[The Dope]

Au naturel, bien sur! Or maybe wearing 12th century monastic garb.

 

[avi]

nekkid


but I like prep's idea, too, so maybe I'd throw in a cowboy hat

 

[XzanderX]

I would go for the statesman look, suit and tie!

 

[FuSoYa]

I think I'd dress like a bishop or something.

 

[minxnim]

i think i'd look pretty cute with a couple of guns and holsters and some spurs. i think my idea is the best one.

 

[xfer]

i wouldn't be down with cowboy garb just because future generations will not understand the irony and actually think that i am associated with cowboys in some way. yuck.

 

[xfer]

Naked is a good idea. Maybe with a sling over one shoulder.

 

[minxnim]

cowboys are pretty tough though, and like, you know.. the lone ranger was cool no?

 

[xfer]

the lone ranger was a pansy!

 

[minxnim]

whatever! i don't see you riding a fucking horse around solving shit for people!

 

[The Dope]

whatever! i don't see you riding a fucking horse around solving shit for people!

 

[xfer]

THAT'S RIGHT DOPE!

lots of people are tough and cruise around rescuing dumb and/or helpless people. only the lone ranger cops a style that includes ten-gallon hats, bolo ties, and silly pointy tooled-leather boots.

caveat: what looks completely ridiculous on a man can look mighty purty on wimminfolk.

 

[xfer]

P.S. my roommate from Texas thinks I'm retarded.

 

[goatschool]

i'd be wearing a suit, but i'd like my body to be conveyed as if i suffered from Neurofibromatosis. i'd also like long, flowing hair.

 

[minxnim]

xfer you are so totally hopeless. you don't know what buttons to push, or what happens when you push them.

 

[xfer]

Yes, I am kind of like Ronald Reagan at the end of Genesis' Land of Confusion video.

 

[avi]

maybe I'd just get my head on an animal's body, like maybe a rhinoceros or something

 

[FuSoYa]

THAT's ONE HELL OF A NURSE