If you had a statue sculpted of yourself, how would you be dressed?

[Stultus]

If I chose the naked plus accessory look, it will be with a fireman helmet.

Like this, but without the glasses.

 

[avi]

the pipe is indeed a nice touch

 

[Stultus]

Where there's smoke there's fire.
(har)

 

[The Dope]

That's not a fireman, that's a FOREman. You know, the big boss-man. Sort of like your Ariel Sharon.

"I'm looking your way, Arafat."

 

[The Dope]

Of course, if you live around me, "Fire" would often be pronounced rather like "Fore".

 

[Stultus]

"Fire!"

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, just like that!

 

[Yasser Arafat]

I would like my statue to be fifty feet tall, made of rose-colored Babylonian marble, dressed in combat fatigues, with a beatific smile on my face.

Oh, yes, and under my feet I wish to be crushing Jews, Jordanians, Americans, Egyptians, Lebanese, French, Syrians, Britons....hmm...did I forget anyone I hate?

 

[Stultus]

President Arafat, if xfer were here he would surely have to say a thing or two about that!

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Xfer is a filthy Zionist.

Oh, yes, I hate Belgians, too.

 

[The Dope]

If only xfer were here....he'd know what to do!

Ever notice how you never see xfer and Yasser Arafat together in the same room? Odd...

 

[The Dope]

And doesn't everyone hate Belgians?

 

[xfer]

yasser, this is a light-hearted thread is about statues and clothes. please leave your politicking out of it.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Fine, fine!

I hear very special belts are in fashion right now!

 

[The Dope]

Well, you know how people get when they want their own country and are consistently denied. They feel the need to tell everyone their problems. I've seen it happen all too often.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Dope, how dare you? I am the senior representative of the Palestinian people suffering under this horrid occupation You, too, must be a Zionist.

 

[minxnim]

bad fake account central

 

[The Dope]

It's ok, Yasser. Do you mind if I call you Yasser? These thoughts are just the result of repressed feelings because of your father. Yeah, remember him? Didn't think so. You didn't even go to his funeral back in 1952. Bastard.

 

[xfer]

Well, on this board you are only a JUNIOR MEMBER Yasser, so don't get all uppity.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Dope, please tell Preppy she is a Zionist. We are not on speaking terms.