If you had a statue sculpted of yourself, how would you be dressed?

UGGHH, very well, but next time I will charge a messanger fee.

"Preppy STOP You are a Zionist STOP Signed Yasser Arafat STOP"

"PS STOP Where did you get your shoes I think they're great STOP"
 
You know how you can say a word over and over again until it loses its meaning and becomes a really stupid-sounding syllable or conjunction of syllables? I just did that with STOP. Thank you, Dope and Stultus.