If you HAD to eat a piece of shit...

ROFL!!! Um, no I didn't. I would rather die slowly and painfully with dignity than to live the rest of my life knowing that I let someone make me eat shit. LOL.
 
shivering corpse said:
let's just say a mob boss had a gun to your head, and was going to shoot you in the back of the head, or pistol whip you to death...
..UNLESS...
You eat a piece of shit.

Chances are if a mob boss was holding a gun to your head and you did eat the shit, he would shoot you anyways, so I'd have to say no, I wouldn't do it. Although I would try to pull some Jacky Chan moves to try and get out of it resulting in me being shot several times by his strong-arm goons.
 
nonsense. despite all your protests, complaints and whining, it's obvious that the frozen quality - as with everything - has actually less taste than the warm one. so of course i'd go with the refrigerated piece of shit if i could, and not only if held at gunpoint. i'd much rather eat shit than be raped, for instance, and i'd much rather eat shit, warm or cold, than knowing one of my friends will be raped.

rahvin.