If You Like Pantera, Your Family Needs to Get Raped

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Scourge of God

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Metal always goes to the same place to die: right into the pit of mainstream expectations. Of these expectations, the most poisonous is that of the constant 'groove'.

'Groove' as such comes out of the intersection of bass, percussion and the lead rhythm instrument (guitar or keys, typically). It's what you get when you set syncopation among the other instruments (and the bass drum) against straight four on snare and symbols. Groove has two main effects:

1. It almost demands a physical response - toe tapping, headbanging, dancing, whatever. Groove is felt more than heard.

2. It breaks up the other elements of the song into short, easily digestible phrases that quickly become comfortably familiar (the 'hook').

In other words, groove is the perfect backbone for music that is meant to be commodified, as it basically flips the 'off' switch to the brain. Remember that the next time you try to palm off Pantera as an important contributor to metal.
 
I'm sure I already knew all this stuff. What sort of discussion are you expecting to develop out of this?
 
Usually I would say "Don't feed the trolls" but this deserves a response.

I hope you die of internal bleeding in your sleep, you fucking faggot. No one cares what you have to say. I hope you and all of your ANUS preaching ass-raping partners like trolling forums like this and enjoy spouting your asinine bullshit that is totally not pertinent to anything this forum talks about. Seriously, what kind of fuckshovel comes on and says "Regardless of Chuck Schuldiner's talent, he's still a clost fag"?

Seriously, I hope you die a terrible death and get raped in the ass by a Catholic priest.

Faggot.
 
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