If You Sux Playing Guitar...

[Dom Ostarig]

It could be helpful

http://www.davidcherubim.net/guitar.htm

 

[AudioPhile777]

Can't even bother wanting to try to read all that white text on that red background. no thanks.

 

[mick thompson]

fucking hell there is too much to read there - from what i gathered he's talking about guitar's being like martial arts and spiritual crap or some rubbish like that

if you suck practice, practice and more f'ing practice and do it to a metronome. praying to god, hoping for divine intervention and other wishful thinking is not going to make you a better guitarist and if it does i'll eat my new k-swiss shoes.. they're white, leathery and very pretty

 

[Metaltastic]

Anyone who spells magic with a "k" at the end is immediately and unquestionably branded a fruitcake

 

[Metal Overload]

And "Musick" too

 

[Harry Hughes]

Getting a real life guitar teacher might help a tiny bit more than reading that fucking voodoo garbage.

 

[26]

Anyone who spells magic with a "k" at the end is immediately and unquestionably branded a fruitcake

The spelling with "k" is actually an old english one (1500-1800) and is - like Jesus - not guilty for what happened in its name posthumously ;-)

 

[Jevil]

It is very mystik...
I only readed 3 lines and get bored...

 

[LeSedna]

Am I the only one who listened to the first songs ? Actually interesting to listen

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Can't even bother wanting to try to read all that white text on that red background. no thanks.

+1, what kind of an asshole does that. Fucked with my eyes almost immediately.

 

[plague_rider]

saw the photo and the word "spiritual" and ventured no further

i know i suck at guitar, but i put it to the fact i spend more time playing bass/working/looking after my son... not because i'm spiritually out of touch with it

 

[Dom Ostarig]

Holy Shit!!!! uahauhuahauh swear it was supposed to be a joke... That's impossible to take seriously... Can you imagine go to a concil of priests when your guitar tone sux??? hehe

 

[JBroll]

Wait, you mean I shouldn't rely on spiritual enlightenment and New Age incantations instead of just practicing what I'm not good at? Well, fuck, there goes about eight millennia of reincarnation and asceticism...

Jeff

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

HOLY FUCK ELROND GIVES GUITAR LESSONS?!

 

[GarethSE]

anyone else get a look at his myspace or check his music?

few slices short of a loaf, for sure. and his band omg, illumi naughty
HAAAAAAhahaha oh my

 

[SocialNumb]

In Occult symbolism, when the elements of Fire (OD) and Water (OB) are united and balanced, they produce Air (AOUR), which is the Element of Mercury, both the God and Planet.

Well now that I know that, I'm going to better than Vai!

 

[Metaltastic]

and his band omg, illumi naughty

Bahhahahahahahahahahahaahahha, I don't care what anyone says, that's fucking genius

 

[jet_dry]

I read it while listening to the music at the bottom. Hilarious.

 

[GarethSE]

Bahhahahahahahahahahahaahahha, I don't care what anyone says, that's fucking genius

I KNOW RIGHT