If you want someone to listen to you...

[FuSoYa]

Here's a letter that my Raelian contact in Boston sent to our Massachusetts senator Edward Kennedy.

Dear Senator Kennedy,
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By playing to fear rather than facts, Powell failed to make the
case for war._ The inspections are working._ They can disarm Saddam.
The President still has not made the case for war.
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Please do what you can to stop the unnecessary war, stop the madness, stop the unnecessary misery and suffering for 100,000s of innocent people, soldiers and their families... Americans and Iraqis.
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Thank you
Mehran Raeli, Ph.D.
Boston, MA
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Extraterrestrials created life on earth!
http://www.rael.org
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[deadair]

Kennedy - "well, the letter makes some good points... wait, what does that post script say?!?!" ::sound of paper shredder::

 

[xfer]

the raelians are just scared because their cloning activities also violate international law, and their clone army won't be ready in time to repel an american invasion if it comes to that.

 

[avi]

their plan makes perfect sense.

 

[xfer]

duh, they're raelians. "sense" is their collective middle name.