If you were made out of hot dogs, would you eat yourself?

[MadeInNewJersey]

I would. I'm smother myself in mustard and relish and take a big bite. And I'd wash myself down with beer.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahahaha yes!

it's a simple question

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

5 stars



oh wait, we dont do that anymore

 

[cthulufhtagn]

yeah, thanks a lot birkenstock

 

[Erik]

no... man hot dogs are gross, i'd like to know what i was eating

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

The answer's quite obvious innit? You'd be eating yourself, duh.

 

[Mormagil]

a better question would be would you eat the moon if it were made out of barbecued spareribs

 

[Dark One]

No, no, no. I mean, if YOU were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep?

 

[Mormagil]

that would be awesome if the far side of the moon was made out of ribs and the visible side was cheese

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

WHOOSH

hear that

that was my funny flying way the fuck above your head

No, I got it.

So the sound was actually MY funny flying way the fuck over YOUR head.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Nah, but if I was Pizza the Hutt I'd do it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

fuck no, hot dogs are nasty

 

[Ellestin]

I eat myself even though I'm not quite edible. I'll post pics.

 

[J.]

hot dogs are great. smother them in chili and cheese. oh yeah momma

and a hot dog is a must at a baseball game, eventhough they are kinda gross and the bread is stale. just a part of the experience along with $6 beers

 

[Hamock]

the jews would be powerless against me

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

The genius of this thread has flown WAY over all y'all's heads.

 

[NAD]

i like Hejew Nat'l dogs, they actually have probably 15% beef in them. and the 85% boot isn't too chewy.

hahahaha that Lisa goes vagitarian Simpsons hahahaha hotdogs = pigeon's head, raccoon feet, rat tail, and boot. ROROROROR

 

[Reign in Acai]

Oh I love frankfurters at the ball park. Smothering the dog in a ton of onions and relish.

Speaking of which. How many people here do not like onions? I am quite dismayed by the bad rap this lovely topping receives.

 

[NAD]

ugh, i actually have to quit onions unfortunately, i love them but they fuck with my acid reflux somethin fierce. sucks.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nathans hotdogs are the greatest of all time.