I'm an Oompa Loompa

[jimbobhickville]

I didn't post in the thread for non Oompa Loompas, so I must be one.

That is all.

 

[Erik]

cool. your membership card and information on oompa loompa benefits is in the mail

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

did you tell him he can't have sex with women anymore?

 

[Erik]

no, that's the special surprise

 

[Erik]

btw if that was a dig at me then you fail it because i'm not a loompa

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I don't take digs, no need

 

[Erik]

you'd think that

 

[lizard]

feel the oompa loompa love!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

you'd think that

awwwwwwwwwww

do you need a hug?

 

[Erik]

no

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

no, really, I'll rub your back too

 

[Erik]

no thanks but thanks anyway

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Can we actually get a list of people who ARE oompas?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Anyone who has ever agreed or supported eric at any point in time on any topic.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Oh. I guess I'm one then.

Umm...
Abysmal rules. Agalloch rules. Katatonia's BMD rules. Thergothon rules. AJE > all other Primordial.

Hmmmm... is that all?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. I think the only person who has ever posted here who isn't an oompa is well... nobody.

 

[Mormagil]

there are two dudes from sweden in the library right now, i bet they know erik

 

[Erik]

say this: visa fittan fåru popcorn

 

[Mormagil]

only if you can translate what they're saying right now for me

 

[Erik]

record it and i will