I'm back! But not on my back!

[dill_the_devil]

*applauds Tila's puppeteer*

No offense Susperia - you seem cool to me too, but this is fuckin' hilarious.

 

[Susperia]

Dodens and I are learning the hard way this week about what happens when you post pictures of yourself/family members on the internet. :|

 

[Krilons Resa]

You should have seen the masterful photoshop of me a few months back! :zombie:

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i'm kinda glad nobody photoshopped that yawning pic of me to include a penis

probably because you'd have to, you know, find a picture of a penis first

 

[Demilich]

Susperia for president!

 

[MFJ]

hahahahahahaha 48261346134 stars, i didn't even think it was funny till i read this

hahaha seriously

 

[MajestikMøøse]

five stars

 

[NAD]

Dodens and I are learning the hard way this week about what happens when you post pictures of yourself/family members on the internet. :|

Oi, search for "yellow speedo" round here. Good times!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah, RC is a big fan of self portraits.

 

[Reign in Acai]

This thread gets 3 stars. I don't get the joke.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Then why would you give it 3 stars?

 

[Reign in Acai]

3 stars for the plastic earrings.

 

[Krilons Resa]

There ya go.

 

[Tila Tequila]

I honestly don't know what is going on??!? I thought I was sending Adrian a private message, I didn't know I clicked the start thread button. Ho hum oh well, I guess you guys can continue to jump in.

Adrian, your advice went horrifically awry last night. I invited Barb over for some patay and walnut sprouts. Well one thing led to another and we ended up on my couch making out, with some soft petting. Well as you advised, I decided to go all the way. Afterall, it has been 15 days.

I told Barb to hold on while I went to the bathroom to insert my "dam". Upon my return I'm in between a rock and a hard place as my ex boyfriend Tanner is on the phone with Barb yelling at her about me not returning his phone calls!!!! Well, she get's confrontational with me and says "Who is he?", "I thought you said I was the one?!?", "When did we begin to drift apart?". I step in to kiss her and make the pain go away, and the bitch bites me on the lower lip and walks out!!!

Here's a pic I took with my camera phone of her walking out of my life!

I honestly don't know what to do!?!??! I knew I made a mistake by telling her that I was a virgin with no previous relationship experience. But then there's a trust issue aswell. She didn't have the right to answer my cell! Yet I feel as if she's the only person who has ever been able to feela the real Tequila!!!! Adrian call me, use the home number, I flushed my cell in a blind rage!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!?!?!?!?!

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

LOLLERCAUST!!!!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

LOLZ

 

[Nico]

I dunno, this kind of humour hurts to read after a while. The funny just dies after the third sentence yet it continues on for a paragraph or two. It's like dragging a joke through the cesspit just to make sure people get it, by which point it's dead and stinks of shit.

1 star.

 

[E-bortion]

susperia = gross and looks like she sits at home watching anime and bitching about meat-eaters

 

[Krigloch the Furious]