I'm bored

[dreaming neon darkspot]

your mom's FACE is gay.

meh, i'm supposed to be writing this essay that'll get me yet another scholarship to the Catholic college of doom and brain-washing. it's about how i chose what i want my major to be and how that relates to life being a journey. i'm temped to write about this story i wrote in first grade about a werewolf who dismembered small children and buried them in his garden, and how that evolved into me writing stories about sadistic lesbian vampires and priests who are driven insane and murder their wives by tearing the fat out of their stomachs.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

One plot flaw: Priests aren't allowed to have wives.

Otherwise that sounds like a cross between buffy and the x-files

 

[MajestikMøøse]

your mom's FACE is gay.

meh, i'm supposed to be writing this essay that'll get me yet another scholarship to the Catholic college of doom and brain-washing. it's about how i chose what i want my major to be and how that relates to life being a journey. i'm temped to write about this story i wrote in first grade about a werewolf who dismembered small children and buried them in his garden, and how that evolved into me writing stories about sadistic lesbian vampires and priests who are driven insane and murder their wives by tearing the fat out of their stomachs.

DO IT!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

One plot flaw: Priests aren't allowed to have wives.

Otherwise that sounds like a cross between buffy and the x-files

he's one of those fundamentalist christian guys ... or just one of the ones that i know can have wives, because i know one of those culty little sects allows their preaching-guys to have wives...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

DO IT!

haha, they'll probobly give me money to stay away from them.

 

[neal]

pretty sure they would take that as a sign of demon possesion. you might even get a hunky priest to come over to perform an exorcism. wouldnt that be nice? you could projectile vomit pea soup and everything.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"I WILL DEFILE ALL OF YOUR SCHOOLGIRLS WITH THE POWERS OF THE DARK LORD!!!"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Anyone doing anything interesting?

homework.

 

[AsModEe]

eh? I thought you were on the job market. What are you studying in?

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Anyone doing anything interesting?

DOES MASTURBATION COUNT AS INTERESTING??? OR DO I JUST LOOK LAME CUZ I'M NOT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX???

 

[Necromunchkin]

DOES MASTURBATION COUNT AS INTERESTING??? OR DO I JUST LOOK LAME CUZ I'M NOT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX???

Only if you use kitchen cookware/appliances.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

...

 

[Lunar Still]

Oooo! Sock puppets and alcohol! A dangerous and sexy combination.

 

[Necromunchkin]

...

Best drinking post/thread ever.

 

[-Rivfader-]

I am still laughing at this
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...outube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

 

[Mike]

im buying a car

 

[Enemy242]

I am still laughing at this
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...outube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I played that game once, and I think I had the same reaction.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

he hits the fucking screen

 

[Necromunchkin]

That is so fucking funny.. little spastic kids crying is the win....