I'm so bored...

[Metal head87]

I passed out this afternoon and woke up at 11 because someone called me. I have a terrible hangover now and I want to kill the person that called my cell and woke me up.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

man im really starting to think that this is the neverbored forum

But that would imply that we are a very entertaining forum with exciting personalities and inspiring posts. NONE OF WHICH DESCRIBES THIS FORUM, YOU DOUCHE BAG.

 

[in_absentia]

you know i haven't been drunk in like 2 months. i feel so alive... whats happening?

 

[flying_whale]

metallica-unforgiven
discuss

if you don\'t like it
sepultura-slaves of pain

that should kill boredom





































I dig the songs btw

 

[Ryan VH]

But that would imply that we are a very entertaining forum with exciting personalities and inspiring posts. NONE OF WHICH DESCRIBES THIS FORUM, YOU DOUCHE BAG.

holy shit man calm down i was just makn a little sarcastic joke.

 

[Anvil]

holy shit man calm down i was just makn a little sarcastic joke.

This is why you don't seem to understand our Forum here. You need to lighten up, and not take everything serious. You do, and NoLordy will devour your soul.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Or he'll grimace at your peep.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I also miss Phasom tremendously.

Me too.

 

[Chromatose]

Or he'll grimace at your peep.

marshmallow peep?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

holy shit man calm down i was just makn a little sarcastic joke.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, YOU GODDAMN LITTLE, IGNORANT, HALF-WIT FUCK! How DARE you call our forum interesting. HOW DARE YOU!

 

[Lunar Still]

This calls for some semen-flinging.

Not flinging it at anyone, mind, just flinging.

 

[Anvil]

...ew...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I was wondering about the semen flinging... does he sit around and wait for it to cool down?

Because... when that shit is WARM? I doubt it can be flung. Moreso... splashed.

 

[Mike]

COMMENCE THE FLINGING

 

[Mephistophiliac]

*prepares the catapult*

 

[Mike]

and by catapult you mean peen

 

[Lunar Still]

lolzzz peenapult

 

[Mephistophiliac]

by catapult, i mean a trebuchet loaded with the man fluids of conan o'brien

 

[Metal head87]

I heard the real way David beat Goliath was that he whacked off into a slingshot and shot it at Goliath.

 

[Ryan VH]

fuck im sooooo bored again. i cant find anyone to hang out with....


this sucks