I'm dying.

Wyvern

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Since a few days ago I had been feeling this burning sensation in my esophagus, since I couldn't keep more with the nuissance I went to have a gasthroscopy

gasthroscopy.jpg


I wanted to share this sublime moment in my life with everybody!

I have an ulcer and some other stuff, but the doctor gave me some medication and took away orange juice, garlic and chocolate from my diet :cry:

I guess I'm not made of metal after all :erk: :p
 
Jeez.. Wyv.. that sucks... Nice pics tho! Whats the prognosis? Gonna get the chocolate back anytime soon?

Besides look how "they" treated "Iron Man"

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We’ll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again!
 
sorta looks like my ________ when I had cryotherapy........................you're pink too! :tickled: (yep...just couldn't let that one go by.) :wave:

seriously, I wish you well, sorry 'bout losing the garlic....good stuff! Now go take care of yourself!
 
Wow... that thread title scared me!! Sorry to hear about your condition, hope you're back on the garlic soon.
 
You sure know how to scare people. But I hope for a speedy recovery. Bite the bullit buddy and keep us informed. I could easy do without orange juice but without garlic???
 
Holy crap man! What a way to scare a bunch of people.

Good luck to you. I don't know how I'd do without garlic and OJ. :yuk: :cry: :ill:
 
Wyvern said:
Since a few days ago I had been feeling this burning sensation in my esophagus, since I couldn't keep more with the nuissance I went to have a gasthroscopy

gasthroscopy.jpg


I wanted to share this sublime moment in my life with everybody!

I have an ulcer and some other stuff, but the doctor gave me some medication and took away orange juice, garlic and chocolate from my diet :cry:

I guess I'm not made of metal after all :erk: :p

DUDE :puke: Thats gross you Bastard!!! :yuk: ....Seriously though Glad your ok! I fear I will prolly Develope or possibley already have developed an Ulcer ... I get heartburn that would bring big tough guys to their knees
 
THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO EVERYBODY FOR THE KIND WORDS, YOU PEOPLE RULE!

Sorry I scare anyone, I was feeling like dying but I didn't meant to be taken so seriously, my deepest apologies. :cry:

fotmbm said:
Dude what the FUCK?? Did I just see your pooping apparatus from the inside??

Hope you get well and shit but did you REALLY have to post those pics?

It'[s my digestive apparatus. The probe enters through the mouth, I will never let anything enter on my rear end :yow:

Hawk said:
You sure know how to scare people. But I hope for a speedy recovery. Bite the bullit buddy and keep us informed. I could easy do without orange juice but without garlic???

Not quite, I drink OJ every single morning is half my breakfast, so it's kind like :yell:

The saYer said:
also wish your quick recovery, so you can keep on thrashing and eating!
you scared a SEROTE out of me.

Hehehehe, and it's cerote. How do you came to lnow that word?, it's pretty local as far as I know.
 
(Pulls a Ricky Ricardo)

PER COME SE TE OCURRE ASUSTARNOS ASI! HAY DIOS MIO!

OK, I am glad that you are really not dying... ulcers can be cured... they are just a pain in the ass! I hope for a speedy recovery!

:OMG: no chocolate? :cry: That would be AWFUL... I eat it everyday