I'm getting a new cellphone

that sounds cool at first, but upon review, i think that you just described (vibration, distorted electronic porn music, flashing digital pictures of madmen) what would go very well as the "nightmarish dream sequence in hell" part of an indie film about a guy who takes too much acid or something.
 
exactly.

i believe my entire 6 months in japan was like that.

be careful. the toilets DO anally rape you with water.

huge cartoon animated cats talk to you on the street, and you think 'THAT IS FUCKING INSANE" and you try to point it out to people, but of course, no one else thinks it's insane.