i'm going to quit my job tomorrow

oh i already have a new job lined up in brooklyn, i just found out. at an engineering company being a scheduling/site manager.
science pays off.
fuck this job in the ear.
i can't wait to tell this new DICKHEAD boss they gave me a month ago that he can go and get fucked.
 
Here’s a good story of what a freak this guy is. Ok so there are 4 attorneys on this team. Two of them were given projects by psycho boss. One (mary) was supposed to schedule a training on chapter 7, and the other (brook) was supposed to find out about westlaw trainings. So on Friday, it’s like 5:15 pm and psycho boss (having asked them to do this that morning) asks brook if she found out about the trainings. She replies ‘you said I had until Tuesday’, to which he sighs and storms off. So mary, having a girlfriend that works at westlaw, calls her girlfriend… transfers the girl to brook’s phone, and the girl gives brook the information. Psycho boss STORMS back over to them, throws his mail on the floor and screams “I DIDN’T SAY THIS WAS A GROUP PROJECT AND I DON’T WANT ANYONE ELSE DOING THIS EXCEPT YOU! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK ANYONE FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ and then he storms off again.
 
here's another one: we had a meeting, and he asked me to write a caselist. so i give him the caselist, and he says 'this is idiotic, it's not detailed enough'. so i say 'well what should i add'.... and he sits there for a few seconds and then screams "MORE DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so i'm like 'like what? the entire case is outlined right there...' and he says "THERE'S NO OUTCOME OR NEXT STEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so i say 'the next step is... the client dies.... every one of them does."

so the guy has called me dumb/an idiot at least 6 times now in 7 days.
oh and you guys wouldnt believe the curse i put on him. so far a pipe burst in his apartment and he chipped a tooth falling on the subway stairs.
 
i'm sending out my resignation email at 12 noon and i am like such a fucking nervous wreck right now.
i just told one girl and she burst into tears! woops.
 
ok so this morning he emailed me asking me to write an agenda for our meeting at 2 and i quote: "it's simple enough you should be able to handle it without too many mistakes'.