This was inspired by someone asking what black metal was....
Well, my new band Snorgabort is doing well, our first album has just been finished, with the title "Edible Botanical Miscreants: First Cycle", we wear a combination of every Kiss members makeup on our faces and all have long black hair.
Sadly, we had to sacrifice our first singer to the devil because he growled to lowly when he knew we wanted a high pitched squeal.
Song titles from our first album include:
"Gnomes In The Troll Woods"
"Black Winds Fill The Night With Darkness"
"Locrious The Destroyer Of Souls And Wells"
"Gather Forth The Masses For Redemption From Misanthropianism And Face The Wrath Of Beelzebub: Part One"
"Vampiric Succubus Instigating Fearless Nephilism From Whence They Came"
and of course, the cult classic:
"Witches Coven Of Black Souls For Timeless Necrolism And Fleshless Undead Martyrs"
We are TRUE black metal. We dont smile in photos. EVER.
We have a keyboard player. They play keyboards and look scary.
As you can see, we shall conquer the world. For all black metal must be taken seriously.
Well, my new band Snorgabort is doing well, our first album has just been finished, with the title "Edible Botanical Miscreants: First Cycle", we wear a combination of every Kiss members makeup on our faces and all have long black hair.
Sadly, we had to sacrifice our first singer to the devil because he growled to lowly when he knew we wanted a high pitched squeal.
Song titles from our first album include:
"Gnomes In The Troll Woods"
"Black Winds Fill The Night With Darkness"
"Locrious The Destroyer Of Souls And Wells"
"Gather Forth The Masses For Redemption From Misanthropianism And Face The Wrath Of Beelzebub: Part One"
"Vampiric Succubus Instigating Fearless Nephilism From Whence They Came"
and of course, the cult classic:
"Witches Coven Of Black Souls For Timeless Necrolism And Fleshless Undead Martyrs"
We are TRUE black metal. We dont smile in photos. EVER.
We have a keyboard player. They play keyboards and look scary.
As you can see, we shall conquer the world. For all black metal must be taken seriously.