Im gonna be an aunt...

[Super Mahrio]

Well holy good goddamn!
My brother came over and was helping my dad with his truck and shit and then when my mom came back he informed us that my sister-in-law is indeed 7 weeks pregnant...

holy shitballs...my mom is freakin out because shes gonna be a grandma!

 

[ms. anthrope]

congrats, girly!

 

[Will Bozarth]

congraatulations

 

[Bill Clinton]

Sugar Darlin that is fantastic wonderful news!
Congratulations!
Not only has God blessed another soul to come unto this
world and enrich the future generations but you are one
hot lookin honey!

I love hot Aunties, I really do!


Here's Lookin at you baby!

This is cause for celebration. I'm gonna smoke a joint!

"Uncle" Bill

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

awesome!!!

 

[metal17]

wow kool, congratulations...hehe i became an uncle when I was 9 years old...damn

 

[Decarabia]

now u can change ur name to aunt fat ugly bitch

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

your boobs are NO MATCH for the reverand's

 

[Dead_Lioness]

jamie !
awesome !
nephews /nieces are great fun!
congrats!
---{--{-@

 

[Bill Clinton]

now u can change ur name to aunt fat ugly bitch

I reckon you aint got both oars in the water my forked tongued bubba.
a comment like this is just a bad cloud comin up. Aint no good I reckon
even after smokin as many joints as I have this night I reckon bubba.
I mean I'll just be swaney bubba! Aint no reason to mean to the sugar
plum, it makes me so angry I could jerk a knot in your tail.
Act like you got some raising. bein mean to a belle is low down bubba.
ain't no good.


-Bill

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Jamie!!! Congratulations! In about 7 months you will have to get to work on a Fruit Of The Loomis baby romper.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

your boobs are NO MATCH for the reverand's

Word. Decarabia, you FAIL. Bitch.

Congrats, Jamie! Now you get to be the crazy metal aunt. Make sure to be a bad influence and play the kid incredibly inappropriate music.

 

[Volke]

...yay...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Very cool. I say you make the kid a Nevermore blankie...

"Laura, you should have a baby, that way I can be 'Aunt Stephanie.'"- my little sister (the twin of the Hellspawn-skater punk-Nevermore fan).
Umm... no.

But congradulations for you!

 

[Pancakes]

Congrats I guess. I've been an uncle for years now...I still haven't seen either of my nephews.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Congratulations!!!! Hope your niece/nephew isn't too much of a whiney brat.

 

[FretsAflame]

Sweet ! I'm sure you'll make a great Aunt!

...


force feed the kid lots of heavy metal...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wow, congratulations. I am also going to be an aunt....*looks around*........ah.....yeah....CONGRATULATIONS! Teach them the way of...MMEEETTAAALLLL! \m/ roar.

 

[Super Mahrio]

trust me, the child will know the ways of metal and how not to be a moron...
its due in September and we dont know its sex yet...

 

[FretsAflame]

If it's a guy make sure it doesn't turn out gay though. We don't need another one of those *looks at jeremy*