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Alcholiday Turned Alcholocaust

Here Today, Guano Tomorrow

>>>FOR MY BRO NEAL<<<<


"Marijuanathon"

it's nineteen hundred and ninety nine and we're still toastin to the end of time. so roll a joint pour some wine and cut us up a couple of lines. light it up and phone the chicks and get them here to suck our dicks. cuz we're a bunch of ripper heads and we'll party like this til we drop dead. welcome to our marijuanathon. my lips are glued to the bong. me and my bro's are watchin cheech and chong. you hip hop hippies got nothin on us cuz we're the band that grows the big fat buds. when cypress hill smokes a blunt that gives us money to go get fuckin drunk. everytime you light one up we get our cut and go get fuckin fucked. it's a marijuanathon. this is all we do all day long is smokin joints and playin' songs in this marijuanathon.
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After All These Beers
After all these years i've never shed any tears. i'm happy just to be here drinking all your beer. it's been so long since i wrote that stupid song. i love these fucking places i get comfort from your faces. well i am what i am and we ain't what we ain't. we're way too old to change now and you'd probably hate it anyhow. after all these years we do it just for the beer.
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Hey Penguin:
"Proud To Be Canadian"

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole

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"Fuck Satan To Death"

Jesus is my savior and satan must die
This is the end ready for death
Reaper is near pity the damned
Lucifer's lust has got out of hand
Let's fuck him up by fucking his ass
Rear out his tail pull out his horns
Send the fucker where he belongs
Send the mother back to his hole
Let's take him out and slip him the pole
It's easier said than easier done
The battle's over and we have won
Snuff out his life and have the last laugh
'Cause we've got jesus here in the band

"Fuck My Shit Stinks"

Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin
Readin bout the war in Lebanon
A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome
But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home

[Chorus:]
Oh fuck my shit stinks
Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks
Argh fuck billy my shit stinks

Maybe there's something wrong with my diet
I had a case of beer and couple of tacos
You know I feel like Johnny Cash
Going down in that ring of burning fire

Well all my friends like heavy metal
But I've always been partial to polkas
While they're all playin their air guitars
I'm fartin along with the booming tubas


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"Black Sabbath"

Acting like black sabbath is lots of fun
Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on
I jump up and down and pretend I'm them
I can almost make the change

Tony Iommi is my god
His guitar solos have been osterized
Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space
That he'd probably love me if I pissed on his face
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"Hide The Hamster"

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses

[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last about five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses


Y'all wish yus be Canadiannn

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"Where's Bin Laden?"

I'd love to see you all dead and gone
With your CD players and your cell fucking telephones
You know I wanna see you all dead on my TV
With a bullet through your head in your brand new SUV

Where's Bin Laden : when you need him

I wanna see your plane drop outta the sky
With your air miles card and your fat ass bitching wife
You know I'd love to see you kneel over dead from a heart attack
Laying on the floor choking on a big Mac

Where's Bin Laden : when you need him

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"When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand"

Gather round and listen up my children
This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over

The man who lives there is creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets

All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
When the big hand meets the little hand
I know you're bad but this guys worse
When the big hand meets the little hand

Now you might think that your parents are cruel
Sending you off to get molested is not very cool
But you should have thought about that when you were being bad
Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad

But if you're lucky and quick to act
You just might escape with your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone
Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home

But instead of your parents dial 9111
And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them
"Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's
stuck his glove up my shorts"

All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
When the big hand meets the little hand
Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight
When the big hand meets the little hand
 
Hey Rp
Are you still here in T.O??

MENTORS

I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring

Cause one night stands are my thing

Your marriage means nothin' to me

I'm totally into adultery



It's our secret between just you and me

That we're into committing adultery



She was feeling all alone

She called me up on the telephone

She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner

Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery

That's the life for you and me

Adultery

That's the life for you and me



Now it's time that we hit the sack

I'm gonna pull out and come on your back

I don't want your old man knowin' I was there

So he will still chow down in your pubic hair



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah

Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut



You and me naked together had fun

I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son

We were drunk and feelin' fine

I just hope my son has a dick like mine



It's our secret between just you and me

That we love to committ adultery

Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut

Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah

Adultery,that's the life for you and me

Adultery,that's the life for you and me
 
for the hopeful, foreseeable future toronto's a distant memory. but i may need to return there for financial reasons this summer. if so, whiskey contest.
 
retarded penguin said:
for the hopeful, foreseeable future toronto's a distant memory. but i may need to return there for financial reasons this summer. if so, whiskey contest.
Click to expand...

Shit J I thought you where still here..
My old Piledrivel member fucked up and asked a "Yoko" to merry him, so it's his stag tonight.We have 3 limo's, half a condom, a case of Summers Eve and gonna hit every strip joint/wallet draining place. I told my drowning friend to tell the cement shoe that we are going fishing....so when he comes back with crabs...



Marriage is a three ring circus

1 Engagement ring



2 wedding ring






3.. SUFFERING

I'm one to talk

#3 twice:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::kickass::saint::mad::headbang::cool:
 
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