If Mayhem hired Weird Al as their lyricist and got a little bit Iced Earth with some sequine jump suits it would be the perfect soundtrack for today. Recommendations welcome, but I already have Ed Guy if that's who came to mind
Holy shit! They let you procreate Cenzu? damn! Congrats mate!
Just for you, the missus and the little one: Zimmershole - Two Headed Anal Baby
(only song with baby in it in my playlist that wasn't 'babylon' or something )