I'm Looking For a Wife...

[EricT]

Will your father call me Wilhelm and smack me?

No, but he'll call you jedediah and whip you.

 

[derek]

ANYWAYS. Back on topic.

I need a wife.

No, but he'll call you jedediah and whip you.

I find this most agreeable.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

WHO FUCKED MY WIFE?!

 

[Anvil]

Fry that chicken, fry that chicken...

 

[Captain Beard]

If blacks taste best fried, do asians take best cooked in a wok?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

with some soy sauce.

 

[Anvil]

Hey derek, you can have me and my condo, all for the low price of your soul.

 

[derek]

If blacks taste best fried, do asians take best cooked in a wok?

It seems likely.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

latinos, best with some beans and in a tortilla

 

[derek]

and in prison...

 

[tered]

I like this deal very much.

What sort of goat-herding skills does Will bring to the arrangement?

AND does your father agree that $41 and three black children is a fair sum for your hand in wedlock?

...don't rush it, really!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ICH WILL GOATS!

 

[derek]

...don't rush it, really!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

make sure that she has at least three years plowing experience.

 

[Reminiscence]

DUDE, Russian bride. totally Russian bride.

Funny, I got an email yesterday from a Russian woman:



Hello, my name is Nadya!
I decided to use the chance to get to know you. Hope I will be lucky
I don't think that the age and appearance is so important though I am
rather pretty. The most important what is inside you and how do you
feel about the life. I know this life from many sides and I am rather
mature already to know how to make a man happy. I don't know if you
answer me or not. But why not to try? I will not write you much about
myself now. I will just give you an idea of who I am.
I have really many interests: music, reading, books, movies,
good conversations, sports and many other things which make the life
wonderful. I like beautiful clothes and things. I am very picky about
the friends. Friend is a person who will be with me all my life. And I
am lucky to have some really good friends. In some words I can
tell you, that I enjoy the life as it is and I love the life
with all it's aspects.
I have some questions for you if you want to get to know me closer:
1/ Are you interested in serious relations with Russian woman?
2/ Are you planning to visit Russia?
3/ Would you like to correspond or to talk by phone?
4/ Why are you interested in Russian lady?
5/ Have you ever been to Russia?
6/ What is important for you in relations and am I right for you?

 

[teredd]

7/Are you aware that 1 US Dollar = 26.76154 Russian Rouble?

 

[Reminiscence]

How much is your average beer in Russia? That would tell me the true value of the money.

 

[Söy]

beer is cheap there... well cheaper than water, but more expensive than vodka.


apparently.

 

[azal]

this thread is a lot like that P Diddy song featuring usher, only a lot different.

 

[Mike]

Derek, I think you are looking in the wrong place for this sort of thing, try www.ebay.com