I'm Looking For a Wife...

[Lunar Still]

a mid-to-high chance of domestic violence, contingent on which football team played/lost/won and my intake of 11%, 28pence a can lager.

SOLD

 

[derek]

You just love a good beating!

 

[Anvil]

You just love a good beating!

Don't we all?

 

[derek]

Not everyone

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Russian girls piss me off.
It's the accent.

 

[Necromunchkingstillworking]

But it sounds so good when you hear that accent screaming "DA! DA!" during sex.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you're not working! you're posting on an internet forum!

now drink that whiskey!

 

[Necromunchkinpseudoworking]

In five minutes I'll be free to go buy said whisky and I most definitely shall.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

But it sounds so good when you hear that accent screaming "DA! DA!" during sex.

I'm not sure, that extra stress they put on words ending with "a" really grains on me.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

nyet.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ya ochen lyooblyoo rooski yazik.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I love it when you talk dirty...









Seriously though, my friend Olga is Russian (actually she's ukranian but she grew up in Russia), and I find her accent to be rather attractive.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Ya ochen lyooblyoo rooski yazik.

Been too long since I had Russian. I only picked up three words of this.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

volo cum pulchris feminis iacere, sed non possum.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Been too long since I had Russian. I only picked up three words of this.

I first read that as "had a Russian" which was funny.

 

[Necromunchkin]

That too heh heh

 

[Karmic]

take me now, i must hyave money to finish build potylock

 

[Dead_Lioness]

...so Derek, any luck?

 

[perniciosa]

Russian girls piss me off.
It's the accent.

Do I piss you off? (I'm only half Russian and I have no Russian accent )

Ya ochen lyooblyoo rooski yazik.

Now that's cute

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Do I piss you off? (I'm only half Russian and I have no Russian accent )

I'll let it slide if the cuddling is good.