i'm not really sure if i understand ambiguity

A panda walks into a restaurant and the hostess immediately calls animal control. The panda just sits down at a table, eats, shoots, and leaves. Animal control arrives to find the hostess on the floor, exsanguinating from a bullet wound.
 
Maybe, someday
Saved by a great horned gefilteish pharoah
I'll be more together
stretched by fewer
Thoughts that leave me
Chasing udder
My dreams disown me
Loaded with danger
Maybe I'll win
Saved by a hollowed marrow
Holding onto
Wends that teach me
I will conquer
Space around me
Maybe I'll win
Saved by the dudes from harlowe
Maybe I'll win
Saved by tony montenegro
 
so i'm like "i'm not really sure if i understand ambiguity"

and the universe's response is basically this:

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that's what i'm getting so far.
 
Walked into my bedroom and my wife is packing her bags. I says "Honey what are you doing?!?"
She says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile!"
I says "Woah, hey now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old"