A panda walks into a restaurant and the hostess immediately calls animal control. The panda just sits down at a table, eats, shoots, and leaves. Animal control arrives to find the hostess on the floor, exsanguinating from a bullet wound.
Maybe, someday
Saved by a great horned gefilteish pharoah
I'll be more together
stretched by fewer
Thoughts that leave me
Chasing udder
My dreams disown me
Loaded with danger
Maybe I'll win
Saved by a hollowed marrow
Holding onto
Wends that teach me
I will conquer
Space around me
Maybe I'll win
Saved by the dudes from harlowe
Maybe I'll win
Saved by tony montenegro
Walked into my bedroom and my wife is packing her bags. I says "Honey what are you doing?!?"
She says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile!"
I says "Woah, hey now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old"