I'm Old
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Chris_P_Critter
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I felt old as fuck when I turned 18.
Then old as fuck when I turned 20 and realized I wasn't a teenager anymore.
And now I'm going to feel positively ancient next month when I turn 21.
Then old as fuck when I turned 20 and realized I wasn't a teenager anymore.
And now I'm going to feel positively ancient next month when I turn 21.
When I was about 5 or 6 I thought "Wow... 21 is old, I don't think I'll ever get there." I never really matured much past that and now, at 21, I think I'm old.
It doesn't help that I found a gray hair in class last year, and have a few more now... I've had to stop looking because gray hairs shouldn't happen at 20 and I'm trying (and obviously failing) to pretend that they don't exist.
Jeff
It doesn't help that I found a gray hair in class last year, and have a few more now... I've had to stop looking because gray hairs shouldn't happen at 20 and I'm trying (and obviously failing) to pretend that they don't exist.
Jeff
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Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
I don't even remember how old I am anymore. I know I'm 20 something but meh once you get past 21 it doesn't matter anymore.
Emdprodukt
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I started getting gray hair with 17. Getting more every year. Now I'm 23... and I don't care about age at all.
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I am 31 and still feel the same as when I was teenager in my head. I actually feel nervous some time that some one will call me out on not knowing how to be a grown up. I was never issued an instruction manual on being grown up.
When I have back spasms and take 12-16 ibprofruen to tolerate being alive then I feel old. When I turned 28 I felt old because I realized it was now legal to fuck chicks 10 years younger than me. When I talk to a 18 year old stripper at a club and realize she was born in 1991 I feel old. When I am at a party and one of my wife's friends tells me about some one that is super old, like almost 30, I feel old.
Come to think of it I am feeling old right now. I better go fondle my wife's boobs....
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Didn't realize anyone else was this insecure. It always felt silly to me, but I'm not good with aging. Always knew that I would feel 18 forever, and here at 22, approaching 23, I don't feel a day older.
The guys in their 40s+ here must be having a good chuckle at all the 'kids' worrying about getting old. Though I have to say the post 20/21 mark really felt like a milestone. You stop being a teenager and your entire life sort of turns around and becomes less about fulfilling school commitments and having fun, and more about worrying about your life plan, and how to make ends meet for yourself. Lots more to worry about.
Didn't help being at a party the other day with various 16 year olds and realizing how far removed my generation is removed from the teens these days. One fun fact about Oz is that it's all legal at 16, so that's something to keep in reserve for the mid-life crisis.
Funny though, the older I get, the more I see life as a giant joke played at our own expense.
The guys in their 40s+ here must be having a good chuckle at all the 'kids' worrying about getting old. Though I have to say the post 20/21 mark really felt like a milestone. You stop being a teenager and your entire life sort of turns around and becomes less about fulfilling school commitments and having fun, and more about worrying about your life plan, and how to make ends meet for yourself. Lots more to worry about.
Didn't help being at a party the other day with various 16 year olds and realizing how far removed my generation is removed from the teens these days. One fun fact about Oz is that it's all legal at 16, so that's something to keep in reserve for the mid-life crisis.
Funny though, the older I get, the more I see life as a giant joke played at our own expense.
I guess I've always been kinda old at heart, so honestly I don't really mind my body catching up 
Chris_P_Critter
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I am 31, have 3 kids, a house, cars, etc. and I still fucking joke around like I'm a 12 year old... as evidenced by the fact that dick and fart jokes still amuse the shit out of me, I love playing with Lego's with my sons, and I like to just generally be a dumbass.
You gotta live it up... who gives a shit how old you are.
You gotta live it up... who gives a shit how old you are.
coldthrn
Chris Cauthen
32 here. Dont worry about age. However don't squander your youth. Life life to its fullest. You only have one shot.
Married, Kid, House, Cars, 8to 5 job. bla bla bla.
Just had my first child 4 months ago puts life in perspective.
Married, Kid, House, Cars, 8to 5 job. bla bla bla.
Just had my first child 4 months ago puts life in perspective.
