i'm sorry you guys

[Baliset]

i just watched the video for the new ashlee simpson song and it rekindled my crush on her.

also i strangely enjoyed the song very much so i will probably buy that album of hers because i need another guilty pleasure pop album for my collection.

i'm pathetic you guys.

 

[Baliset]

if i ever meet her maybe i should ask her if she wants to do the vocals on my album.

that would be pretty rocking.

 

[inkybmistro]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/archive/index.php/f-170-p-1.html
look how rambunctious this forum used to be! i can't believe i didn't know it existed.

 

[NAD]

She's better than her sister. So is getting kicked in the nuts.

 

[Reanna]

Hi Greg! Ashley simpson has a crooked nose.

I had a dream about you last night. You had babies and a wife.

 

[Helm]

Baliset
August 5th, 2002, 10:41 PM
well here's a stupid question for everyone then. if you were to form a metal band(whether or not you play music is not relevant at this point) and you were to create your own subgenre based on your personality or your interests(as the members of macabre are into serial killers henceforth they are "murder metal" as it dominates their musical and lyrical themes) what would you call it?

For me it could be a number of options:

Buffy-metal
Clumsy-metal
Cracked Lens of Glasses-metal
Self-depricating metal

what kind of metal are you?

That was great.

 

[Helm]

I thought about it and my actual answer would be Ingressive Metal. TWO YEARS LATER WHOA

 

[Baliset]

i don't mind her crooked nose.

also she earned a little more respect from me after the whole lip synching thing when i read last night that mtv cameras were there filming stuff stuff for the 2nd season of her reality show and she wants them to air the footage they shot.

she's got balls and i like that.

that might have come out wrong

 

[Baliset]

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
-ashlee simpson "la la"

 

[Baliset]

ps. i had a dream about ashlee simpson last night. mostly due to this thread.

except in the dream she ended up with byron so it was quite sad for me.

 

[Firedwarf]

How old is she again?

 

[Baliset]

20

 

[LoboUivante]

does that make you a pedophile? in some places it does!

 

[Baliset]

no way dude.

anywhere in the US a person is a legally consenting adult at 18.

 

[LoboUivante]

Yeah, in my world in the precise moment they become fetus they are ready.

 

[Firedwarf]

Oh I thought she was like 17 for some reason. :\

 

[BodyRemover]

http://www.lohanfreestyle.com

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

S'alright. Brush off your shoulders and don't look back.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

http://www.lohanfreestyle.com

She'll be doing porn in four years.

 

[LoboUivante]

i sure hope so