INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

[D.Ingram]

God fucking dammit, why is there loli on the Evile boards?!

 

[Windie]

Because only The Drone Ranger would post loli on the Evile boards

 

[Caveman Ninja]

BOSS FIGHT!! BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT

 

[Slatanictrash]

Been a long time since we had a decent boss fight

 

[Keenan]

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

BOSS FIGHT!! BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT

Hi, i'm fucking confused.

 

[D.Ingram]

tl;dr - newbie came in, claimed to be the final boss, I ain't bothering because there can only be one and I was here first. Also, waffles.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Hi, my name is Dan I am 18 and I like Power Rangers and Parachuting Action Man.

 

[Podgie]

Hi Dan!

My name is Podgie, I'm years 23 and I like bingo.

 

[Covet Chaos]

Maybe I could bring round my action man and we can play action bingo man.

 

[Keenan]

Hi Podgie!

I'm Keenan, and I think I have a comic book problem....

 

[metallicdistort]

Hi my names Simon, and I'm a big shit. Apparently.

 

[Podgie]

Maybe I could bring round my action man and we can play action bingo man.

Why that sounds absolutely splendid Dan! I shall request mummy to bake some cakes and we shall enjoy afternoon tea in the garden also.

Keenan, I too have a problem. I'm what you call BORED.

 

[Podgie]

Hi Simon!

... I just realised whatever new people come in here will inevitably be scared off now

 

[metallicdistort]

Can I come? I'll bring my lightsaber which makes sound effects until the batteries run out

 

[Podgie]

Yes.

 

[metallicdistort]

Hi Simon!

... I just realised whatever new people come in here will inevitably be scared off now

Wrong thread!

Tbf, the newbies need to be prepared for this kind of shit (excuse the pun)

 

[Keenan]

Heyheyhey! I wanna come!

 

[metallicdistort]

Heyheyhey! I wanna come!

Got any good toys?

 

[Covet Chaos]

Can I come? I'll bring my lightsaber which makes sound effects until the batteries run out

Dont actually hit us though. Otherwise I'll be telling off you.