INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

[Keenan]

Dave had fucks to give? My ass...


...wait. FUCK!

I think we just backed ourselves in a hole here pal.....


Wait.... FUCK!

 

[D.Ingram]

*sits back* This is gonna be a good day

 

[Thunderhorse92]

Hi, I'm Jeremy, and I'm an alcoholic.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Welcome to the Evile forums. Please wait as the good sir arrives to tell you about the mission and the items you'll be receiving.

HEY DAVE! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

 

[Killer From The Deep]

Welcome to the Evile forums. Please wait as the good sir arrives to tell you about the mission and the items you'll be receiving.

HEY DAVE! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

Y U NO give me items!

 

[Kaspr]

Hi Jeremy!

Make sure you take this mission damn seriously, it's a matter of life or death

 

[Keenan]

Welcome!

 

[Thunderhorse92]

Welcome to the Evile forums. Please wait as the good sir arrives to tell you about the mission and the items you'll be receiving.

HEY DAVE! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

Do I get one of those one free fuck given passes everyone's been talking about?

 

[ThatOneDude]

In all honesty, that's up for the sir to decide for himself. Very few are given one, if lucky.

 

[D.Ingram]

Instead you get a zippo lighter, 40 Marlboro reds, a lifetime supply of diesel canisters and a map of all religious buildings and locations. Then, and only then, will be awarded with a Crissaegrim sword, the spike breaker armour and the oh-so-elusive free fuck given pass

 

[Keenan]

I used my one free fuck given pass. It hurt.

 

[Thunderhorse92]

I used my one free fuck given pass. It hurt.

 

[D.Ingram]

Might I also make a polite request to all newbies to not necrobump threads that're months and months old (or older), lest you be smited with axes

 

[ThatOneDude]

Might I also make a polite request to all newbies to not necrobump threads that're months and months old (or older), lest you be smited with axes

Probably should've noted that when exploring the cartoon theme's thread.

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Nah, bollocks. I like seeing old threads sometimes!

 

[D.Ingram]

Aye but a lot of the time they died for a reason

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

Aye but a lot of the time they died for a reason

Because they were about Metallica ^^

 

[D.Ingram]

 

[Keenan]

If this is about that Four Horsemen/Mechanix thread I made, I apologize!

 

[Keenan]

Go away. You're not cool. You're annoying.




And by the way, that organization behind this bullshit Kony propaganda takes 70% of the donations and keeps them and uses them to make more videos.


Don't let the door hit your ass.