Is there a stupider band than Mayhem?

[Mark]

I once had 20 stitches in my arm when I rode my bike into a barbed-wire fence, after plumetting (sp? - going v.v.fast) downhill!. I was only 5, and it was my first time on a bicycle.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

It is still utterly laughed at by me.

 

[Southy]

Sorta like Glam, though the Glam didn't have killing and stuff just OD's

 

[Mark]

Well, Vince Neil killed Razzle... although it *was* an accident (just a very stupid one).

 

[Winmar]

I like a reasonable amount of black metal, but it is a very silly genre. Reading "Lords of Chaos - The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground" has assured me of that. Soooooo many wankers in black metal.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I slipped over in my kitchen and smashed the back of my skull on the wall... took 13 staples to hold my skull together!

 

[Smashed]

I fell of my bike when I was a kiddie,mashed me bollocks on the saddle.

Fuck me sideways if I didn't sound just like that twat from Cradle Of Filth.

 

[spawn]

Alright look I cant keep up! We already have 5 members now, this isnt Slipknot you know!

 

[yourdeadgroom]

Mayhem are my favourite black metal band, you bastards



And I liked their last album too

 

[Gavin]

Most kids get over the satan is cool thing when they are a about 14

 

[KoichCPA]

I bought a Miachael Anthony Signature Bass, is this grim enouigh for a black metal band?

 

[spawn]

Only if its bright pink Koichi.

 

[KoichCPA]

They only come in blue and black, mines black, like metal.

 

[spawn]

Spraypaint it or you are OUT. Either by being fired or being killed. Thats the black metal way.

 

[The Amazer]

HALT! I am Grazefist Swordarm!

I'm going to go and dig up some skulls and then burn a church in a forest... WHILE FALLING OFF A FENCE AND GRAZING MY ARM... ON A HUNDRED YEAR OLD SWORD!

 

[Southy]

That aint metal Cyden...now if you dug up a skull and fucked it, you might be more death metal

 

[Mark]

Alright look I cant keep up! We already have 5 members now, this isnt Slipknot you know!

Fag.

 

[spawn]

*Talks about honour, pride, valour and the Norse gods... Then stabs Mark in the back. While he is asleep.*

 

[Goreripper]

*Talks about honour, pride, valour and the Norse gods... Then stabs Mark in the back. While he is asleep.*

27 times!

 

[spawn]

Cowardly Lion or what!