Is this what Liverpool looks like?

[NAD]

 

[JayKeeley]

Those are, what you might call, "scousers". I'm sure you can find more info on the intraweb.

 

[Ayeka]

If yes, I'm staying down South!

 

[NAD]

I found that picture on the Antimatter board like 2 years ago and it has never stopped cracking me up. Just thinking about that dude in the center front gets me giggling.

My friend calls it "a bunch of Pauls" because we knew a dude that looked like one o' them.

 

[JayKeeley]

Scousers are the lowest of the low:

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".

The Scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"

 

[JayKeeley]

 

[JayKeeley]

er....so are we done with this thread already?? that was a waste.

 

[NAD]

Keep going god dammit! You're culturing me!

 

[Ayeka]

Nah, I liked the joke

 

[JayKeeley]

Why shouldn't you swerve into a scouser on a bike?
Because it's probably your bike.

 

[KILL TULLY]

So basicly my pals jokes = scouser jokes?

 

[KILL TULLY]

Do they say "EhEhEh Calm Down" a lot or somthing?

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, that's the 'catchphrase'. Heh, I just noticed one of those keys on the keyboard says "ferry". That would be from "Ferry across the Mersey", an old pop hit adopted by Liverpool fans.

Harry Enfield, a comedian, spoofing scousers:

 

[DE]

YOU ARE THE SCOUSERS
THE UGLY SCOUSERS
YOU'RE ONLY HAPPY
ON GIRO DAY
YOUR MUM'S OUT STEALING
YOUR DAD'S DRUG DEALING
PLEASE DON'T TAKE
OUR HUB CAPS AWAY

 

[lizard]

man to think the Pacemakers were once peers of the Beatles....shows the true difference between genius and pikers.

 

[snow2fall]

 

[lizard]

Harrison - dead
Sutcliffe - dead
Lennon - dead
Ringo - might as well be dead
Best - poor dude
McCartney - meh

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i still don't get it...scousers all have the same hair and mustache? me so confuse, head hurt...too much...pot...