It is clear why Naboo and the Republic fell:

[random_phil's_beard]

The girl queen/senator is a naive liberal.

 

[Jurched]

The girl queen/senator is a naive liberal.

Fuckin' A!

That's whatchya get when bitches try politics.

Jurched

 

[MyHatred]

Uhhh it's a fucking movie for christ sakes...Is nothing sacred with you people

 

[Jurched]

Its not JUST a movie!

Its a way of life for millions of computer nerds without girlfriends.

*Oh Senator! Oh Senator, you're so... hot... when you're challenging the Evil Emperor....*

"Thahnk you, Ah try to keep in shape, baht evil George W. is so much slimma than me."

"Sorry, Senator Kennedy, I was talking to the fuckin Star Wars chick standing next to you."

Jurched

 

[Jurched]

she wasnt even queen in this episode...

Yeah, whassupwifdat?

How does one go from being Queen to being a senator? It almost worked for Barney Franks, who went from being male prostitute pimp to Congressman. No, wait, he kept both jobs.

Lucas shoulda made that crappy JarJar Binks cretin the next Queen.


Jurched

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Fuck Star Wars, Chewie and the Stormtroopers are the only cool guys now that Darth is a dork.